Some people are prone to embarrasing moments and we all like listening to them so feel free to publish YOUR most embarrasing thing oh and dont forget to laugh at yourself to

I'm incredibly hard to embarass, and I'm usually the one doing the embarassing.
My ex once knocked a can of spray cream of a shelf, and I said really loudly "If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I am not licking whipped cream off you."
She tried to get me back by telling me that she was tired of me sleeping with other men at a crossing, to which I replied "If you were betterin bed I wouldn't need to" so she once again got the brunt of the embarassment.

Poor girl.
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I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

I did something extremely embarrassing on a first date... ill come back later and tell you!

I dont get embarrassed. One pulled my towel down outside by a main road, just stood there.

Where do i start? Mostly it was me embarrasing her though with stupid comments like asking how much things are in a pound shop ect.

Breaking off our first kiss when i met her in a club because Bon Jovi came on and i wanted to dance (i was pretty pissed)

going to goose fair for our first date (made it easy to remember aniversarys) and we went on a not perticulaly scary ride and i was so scared i nearly broke her hand i was holding it so tight.

Or the same night, spending most the night trying to win Pokemon toys........ for me.


Actually i have no idea why she ever aggreed to a second date? Let alone spent 8 years with me!
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Healthy, who cares?..... Pork away!

Ok so i went out on a first date with this irish guy id met, well went for dinner, then to a bar, was quite tipsy then he suggested to going over the road to carry on drinking (i will point out this is by far not my ideal date!) well we had both had quite a bit to drink and i went to walk and dint realise that there was a step and flying down it and landed on all fours with my arse in the air! I had a short jumper dress on but good job i had tights on! Well he just walked away! i got up pretty sharpish and run to the corner of the bar in a state of embarrassment and shock at what had just happened! Mind you he didnt laugh until later on! and i did narf hurt my bloody knee!

Well lets just say i didnt go out with again and it was partly due to him not helping but also him being a bit of a dick!

I'm an incredibly easy person to embarrass...so I have lots of stories.

One of the funnier ones happened a couple of years ago. My boyfriend and I had just broke up and I was dropping his stuff off at his house. I had a key and let myself in and took everything up to his bedroom and proceeded to pack some of my things up. He came home as I was just about ready to leave and somehow we ended up ripping each other's clothes off for a rather spontaneous and energetic romp on the wall and the floor. I was feeling pretty great afterward even though we were still VERY broken up and headed down to go out to my car. It was then that I noticed his mother and sister sitting on the couch giving me equal looks of embarrassed disgust. I am a very vocal person and since the door to his room was open they heard everything that had happened. All I could do was nod hello and try to not run out to my car.
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Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them.

That is quite a good one. I have a few similar stories, but i'm not particularly embarrassed by them.

Ah...yeah I was only embarrassed for those few moments, mostly I felt like a huge slutpuppy. But then he told me how he got chewed out by them because he knew they were there and that made me feel all better. He even got yelled at for 'treating that wonderful girl like that'. Gotta love that. I have plenty of stories like that, but none that I will post on here. Besides, one of my new mottoes is "No one can embarrass you unless you let them".
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Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them.

Ok so i used to have a tendency of doing embarrassing things in front of the men i fancy!

Years ago when i was a teenager i had the biggest crush on one of my older brothers friends, i mean i was in love with him i swear! Well we all used to hang around the local park (as you do) and me and my friend were sitting on the roundabout and 2 of the bigger older lads decided to start spinning it at some proper speed, well it started to rain slightly and i felt myself slipping back, i screamed out that i was slipping but before i knew it i went flying backwards out of the roundabout and flew straight in to the fence and landed on my arse in a ditch and who was there, the boy i fancied! I couldnt sit on my arse for ages!

Another time it was new years eve and i was in a club where i fancied the arse of one of the bouncers and i had just got my drink and started to walk down the huge flight of stairs and then i stacked it and went falling down the stairs, rolling down, in a boob tube! I think i went down over half of the stairs! He came and helped me up... oh the embarrassment! But i still had most of my drink left which was a touch! ha ha!

Ended up with both of them eventually!

I was just about to go down on my ex (while we were still together, of course), when she queefed in my face!

She found it incredibly embarrassing - I found it incredibly funny.