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02.07.2008, 12:36 quote

darkhorse57

Having had a somewhat boring morning dog sitting, I went through a basket of old Sunday Times supplements (and a Dulux paint brochure) for a little light amusement to ease the boredom of ball throwing.

I found these 2 dating references in one of the problem letters on the Mrs Mills Solves All Your Problems page:

1) "athletic businessman, average looks, seeks adventurous woman for passionate relationship" - Mrs Mills says that this means "ugly shopkeeper, watches football on telly, seeks pervert for quick sex"

2) Mrs Mills also says to beware of profiles that state "friendship first", as this means "I need to finish my course of antibiotics before getting intimate"

I love the Mrs Mills page



Any more little gems?

 

22.07.2008, 23:32 quote

itool
itool Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 2 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Absolutely spot on. And, in passing, did you happen to get any illumination from the Dulux brochure?

 

25.07.2008, 20:36 quote

eda85

I got Dulux mixed up with Durex

I ended up with rubber walls and a magnolia willy

 

25.07.2008, 20:45 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 2378 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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eda85 wrote:
I got Dulux mixed up with Durex

I ended up with rubber walls and a magnolia willy


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

 
 
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