Seriously I have heard the best pick-up lines and the worst..... But how many people here come up with their own? I am the kind of chick that will go home with a guy for the right pick-up line. Do you have the right one?

Women don't still go for them do they? Personally I just say what’s on my mind and if I don’t get slapped I’m in, …literally

lol I gotta laugh as it was my boyfriends deliberate over-use of exceedingly corny chat-up lines that got me intrigued enough to agree to meet him after just an hour of chatting via IM

is the a mirror in your pocket? cus i can see myself in your pants!

was you born on a chicken farm? cus you great at raising c*cks!

i have a million more
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Anymore funny chat up lines peeps????

nice legs! what time do they open? that one will usually get you a slap round the face. but its worth it so see the look on the girls face

Are you into animal cruelty lov cos I need you to spank my monkey for me!
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Nobody understands the importance of sex better than someone who isn’t getting any.

i once asked a girl if she knew the difference between sex and conversation...she said "no"...so i said " come back to my place and ill tell you"...

...and she did...

Fat penguin....???......something to break the ice with

"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"

" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"

"Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can i?"

"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
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One night, when I was young and immature, and quite possibly drunk, I was dared by a bunch of mates to walk up to the hottest girl in the bar and say 'Hi, I'm a crap shag'. It was like I wasn't in control of my actions, I could see myself walking over, but couldn't stop myself. And then...

'Hi, I'm a crap shag'

'Ok, I'll teach you'

Was with her for 6 months.