Form a disorderly queue ladies. Lol!

No, but seriously, a date would be cool.

Hey, maybe we could swap mazzy and eyeliner tips over a nice braised shoulder of lamb with sweet potato mash n' gravy? Who knows? A date with this freaky lookin' dude wouldn't be the end of the world.

That is all.

Buh-bye

Who is cooking?

I am

cold beans and black toast it is then

But I best Bliss is a whizz with the cheese grater.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

Nuffin' yet.....

What's a guy gotta do? Jump from a helicopter into a lake o' crocs armed only with a cotton bud before wading over to the ladys' gaff with a sodden box o' Milk Tray? Other brands of boxed chox are available. They all taste the same. Can you believe guys back in the 80s would emulate those ads and actually pull a girl with a box o' chox? Ahhhhh..... simpler times..... stupid men and fat carb munching lasses..... yum!
I'm a wicked cook thanks. But then if i were gonna get an offer it would've happened before now, so it's back to having this site in the background while i paint and laffing at all the baying hounds chase the pretty girls equipped with only hand-me-down innuendo and pix of rippling abs. Some days i wish i were a girl. And it was 1989. Ooooh a Ferrero Rocher......

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Update.....

I got a date

A lass from Australia who, dagnammit, was here in York only a coupla weeks ago just tapped me. She's back in a few months.....

The milkybars are on me..... what the crap is it with me n' chocolate anyway? Nyom nyom nyom

Peace y'all x

Fanx dude

life would be soo much simpler if a naff hair do and a box of choc's was all it took to get a date !
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Life would be sooo much simpler if i didn't attract grumpy nutters - the dates off lol!

That is all. Going back to my corner now. Same time next year? Lovely. Bye.

Awww what happened??

The weekend is coming soon--Are you still up to it? Someone want to go on a date on Sturday!!Let me know!!