Ed started it, moaning about hating cushions....funny that.....oh hang on, wrong thread!

Ooooh you fibber! You'll get ulcers on yer tongue!

It IS on thread....how to treat a lady right.....Admire her pillows, test them out for comfyness....trouble is, if you dont like 'em you cant just toss 'em onto another chair, eh Ed?

y will it get blocked??? sorry im a newbie lol.

in theory if we go off topic the thread might be locked.

Locking isn't the way to treat a lady. (see what I did there?)

ohhh i get it now!!! well i dont settle for anyting less than being treated like a lady...prob the reason i havnt got a bf lol.

Some ladies like having a windchime hanging from their vagina.

I leave them to Billy Connolly

Ed, treating a lady right means not telling her porkies. Be honest about your vagina.

http://noolmusic.com/spike_videos/billy_connolly_on_piercings.php

Had to hunt a bit for this. Haven't seen it in years.

Sorry, he actually said clitoris. My memory...

haha thank u