I am not easily impressed.

Having said that, I was very impressed with Miss Cork Legs - she obviously read my profile on the dating site we met on very well, as she conformed to even the smallest detail of the fanstasies I outlined in the profile (right down to providing boot laces one evening, to whip myself with as I ran around the flat naked, quoting passages from War & Peace in Japanese).

So, I guess, er ..... um ..... if I was pushed for something constructive to add to the thread, pay attention to detail.


Edit: Actually, I read something on the German forum today, something like "Aufmerksamkeit erregen" (loosely translated means that paying attention stimulates, or arouses)

well ive had the experience and before that, i was usually all gung ho about my love drive and all the related masochisms associated with it.. pff! she literally knocked me the marry out lmao i mean this literally lol to cut a long story short, i passed out on the 3rd day, got up from the bed and crashed on my desk: floor: and then woke up 4mins later like "what the marry is going on?43%^?$%£^"

Ouch.

The chocolate of his choice -and your own- and flash your fanny!!! Worked for me...

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Not a bad list but that last one could be impressive if done well.

He'll have to impress me.

Do offer yourself.

don't turn down advances.

Invite 5 of your girlie mates round and play 'pass the pencil' using your labia