On a serious note...Being able to spell and write an opinion in an articulate and correctly constructed sentence, will give a man a head start if he's choosing to find a woman on the internet! Think before you type!

As someone who is both surreal and pragmatic, I think people can guess that my methods of impressing a woman are not straight forward!

I tend to both talk and listen. The ability to demonstrate that I've understood what someone has said, and sharing something from my 42 years of existence, is a way to allow women to understand me in bite-sized pieces.

I try to encourage the positive and offer as useful advice as I can muster. On a bus, where we were talking due to a delay, I found myself explaining how to start cycling - a week or so later on I saw that woman bravely striking out upon a bike ...

I seek never to exploit or possess. Women should choose their own path and if they choose that this path involves me then so be it. As a result I'm quite formal and not too prone to come forward about asking for date and the like unless the approach seems natural, an extension of our relationship.

I try it keep it real (or surreal). Sharing an affinity for art, for how sunlight makes even the most mundane thing beautiful or just a fraction of my love of both activity and knowledge is key.

A strange answer perhaps but I'm not the most conventional of blokes.

Politegorilla sounds perfect eh girls!!

Same can't be said of some...sadly

I like cats. get me a cat and I'm yours forever.

When I grow old I'm going to be a mad cat lady.

As opposed to now........

I find that if you feed and water them 2-3 times a day they always come back. Or is that cats?