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Home >> Dating >> How do you impress a girl?
04.12.2009, 16:37 quote
Ha ha ha!! How did you guess that! A bit scary to those that dont know otherwise im just a bit of a crazy drunk!
And ill just add im not saying get me drunk and il drop me draws for you! ha ha!
04.12.2009, 17:28 quote
| missjb wrote: |
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And ill just add im not saying get me drunk and il drop me draws for you! ha ha! |
Have to buy you a kebab too for that right?
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04.12.2009, 17:47 quote
| whysoserious1983 wrote: | ||
Have to buy you a kebab too for that right? |
Oh my god how did you guess??? Not a lamb kebab mind, only eat chicken! Few double vodkas and a chicken shish kebab, that should do the trick!
05.12.2009, 15:10 quote
| kadushu wrote: |
| Are there any girls who would fall for the old Tom Sawyer treatment? You know, having a dead rat waved at you. It seems such a simple but romantic gesture |
My cats are there for dead rats. I would prefer a woman to come as herself. although a few quid for the kebab on the way home cause i have found a new cocktail and pissed my money up the wall helps.
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05.12.2009, 18:13 quote
| bonjovi01 wrote: | ||
My cats are there for dead rats. I would prefer a woman to come as herself. although a few quid for the kebab on the way home cause i have found a new cocktail and pissed my money up the wall helps. |
My cat doesnt catch rats. he's always just brought in pigeons and eats spiders..Wonder why?
05.12.2009, 18:20 quote
My old cat used to eat spiders too. And she used to bring in mice and voles to feed the dog.
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05.12.2009, 18:37 quote
the cat actually brought food in for the dog? damn.. thats a strong bond that.
05.12.2009, 18:42 quote
Yeah, only one of them though, she hated the other one, and would not hesitate in clawing it's face. But she let the Labrador near her kittens and everything, she wouldn't let most people near them.
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05.12.2009, 18:48 quote
| whysoserious1983 wrote: |
| Yeah, only one of them though, she hated the other one, and would not hesitate in clawing it's face. But she let the Labrador near her kittens and everything, she wouldn't let most people near them. |
did the lab try and parent the kittens aswell? like try and keep em warm or carry them? or did he/she just sit there with them an play?
05.12.2009, 18:56 quote
It was amale, he just sat there and let them play. We had to shut the Bassett hound away elsewhere because the cat would attack it if he got in the same room.
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05.12.2009, 19:08 quote
| whysoserious1983 wrote: |
| It was amale, he just sat there and let them play. We had to shut the Bassett hound away elsewhere because the cat would attack it if he got in the same room. |
did you happen to take any pictures of that? that'd be good to see.
10.01.2010, 22:49 quote
| sweetjodie wrote: |
| I want guys I date to be funny, charming, polite, respectful, not make any lewd suggestions and be creative with a date |
I behave like this (not to impress but because it's obviously the right way to behave), and I've got loads of lovely close women friends.
I'd love a love life too please
11.01.2010, 15:54 quote
I just show them my willy. If that doesnt impress them, then they're a fucking nun.
11.01.2010, 16:54 quote
| gj458 wrote: |
| I just show them my willy. If that doesnt impress them, then they're a fucking nun. |
or Lesbo
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11.01.2010, 20:30 quote
| Chet24 wrote: | ||
or Lesbo |
Nah, even they're impressed by willy's, they just want to take a mould of them to make a plastic model.
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