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04.12.2009, 16:37 quote

missjb

Ha ha ha!! How did you guess that! A bit scary to those that dont know otherwise im just a bit of a crazy drunk!

And ill just add im not saying get me drunk and il drop me draws for you! ha ha!

 

04.12.2009, 17:28 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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missjb wrote:

And ill just add im not saying get me drunk and il drop me draws for you! ha ha!


Have to buy you a kebab too for that right?
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04.12.2009, 17:47 quote

missjb

whysoserious1983 wrote:
missjb wrote:

And ill just add im not saying get me drunk and il drop me draws for you! ha ha!


Have to buy you a kebab too for that right?


Oh my god how did you guess??? Not a lamb kebab mind, only eat chicken! Few double vodkas and a chicken shish kebab, that should do the trick! Laughing

 

05.12.2009, 15:10 quote

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bonjovi01 Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 481 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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kadushu wrote:
Are there any girls who would fall for the old Tom Sawyer treatment? You know, having a dead rat waved at you. It seems such a simple but romantic gesture


My cats are there for dead rats. I would prefer a woman to come as herself. although a few quid for the kebab on the way home cause i have found a new cocktail and pissed my money up the wall helps.
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05.12.2009, 18:13 quote

gj458

bonjovi01 wrote:
kadushu wrote:
Are there any girls who would fall for the old Tom Sawyer treatment? You know, having a dead rat waved at you. It seems such a simple but romantic gesture


My cats are there for dead rats. I would prefer a woman to come as herself. although a few quid for the kebab on the way home cause i have found a new cocktail and pissed my money up the wall helps.


My cat doesnt catch rats. he's always just brought in pigeons and eats spiders..Wonder why?

 

05.12.2009, 18:20 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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My old cat used to eat spiders too. And she used to bring in mice and voles to feed the dog.
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05.12.2009, 18:37 quote

gj458

the cat actually brought food in for the dog? damn.. thats a strong bond that.

 

05.12.2009, 18:42 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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Yeah, only one of them though, she hated the other one, and would not hesitate in clawing it's face. But she let the Labrador near her kittens and everything, she wouldn't let most people near them.
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05.12.2009, 18:48 quote

gj458

whysoserious1983 wrote:
Yeah, only one of them though, she hated the other one, and would not hesitate in clawing it's face. But she let the Labrador near her kittens and everything, she wouldn't let most people near them.


did the lab try and parent the kittens aswell? like try and keep em warm or carry them? or did he/she just sit there with them an play?

 

05.12.2009, 18:56 quote

whysoserious1983
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It was amale, he just sat there and let them play. We had to shut the Bassett hound away elsewhere because the cat would attack it if he got in the same room.
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05.12.2009, 19:08 quote

gj458

whysoserious1983 wrote:
It was amale, he just sat there and let them play. We had to shut the Bassett hound away elsewhere because the cat would attack it if he got in the same room.


did you happen to take any pictures of that? that'd be good to see.

 

10.01.2010, 22:49 quote

brucec
brucec Joined: 05 Jan 2010 Posts: 19 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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sweetjodie wrote:
I want guys I date to be funny, charming, polite, respectful, not make any lewd suggestions and be creative with a date


I behave like this (not to impress but because it's obviously the right way to behave), and I've got loads of lovely close women friends.

I'd love a love life too please Confused Laughing

 

11.01.2010, 15:54 quote

gj458

I just show them my willy. If that doesnt impress them, then they're a fucking nun.

 

11.01.2010, 16:54 quote

Chet24
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gj458 wrote:
I just show them my willy. If that doesnt impress them, then they're a fucking nun.


or Lesbo
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11.01.2010, 20:30 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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Chet24 wrote:
gj458 wrote:
I just show them my willy. If that doesnt impress them, then they're a fucking nun.


or Lesbo


Nah, even they're impressed by willy's, they just want to take a mould of them to make a plastic model.
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