I'll post below you so you don't have to delete the above to keep this thread going.

EDIT: Feel free to edit it of course.

How impressed am i right now .......... think i need to calm first ........... but i'll back

Oh and Jim if your offering i have fresh new batteries at the ready for ya ........ we can do the ever ready bunny test if you like, see how long you last without running out of power .........

Isn't it just a case of - yet again - different things impress different women? And men, of course, but this thread is about impressing women, and one has to assume that means both women and men doing the impressing.
So, taking a post further up, some women would be Dead Impressed by a bloke being able to burp the alphabet, some women thrive on lewd comments directed their way ("oooh did you 'ere wot 'e sed? 'E wants to see me tits! 'E must fancy me, I'm in there!")
Some women are NOT impressed by men who go out of their way to be a gentleman because they equate having doors opened for them etc. as doormats in the making.
Some women are impressed by a man's bulging bank account, others couldnt give a stuff about fancy cars and restaurants.....
So, Choochi0, in that respect you are right.
The world's entire population could post on here about how to impress a woman, and no one will ever truly agree with anyone else!

I will put it quite simply.......for me all a man needs to do to get my attention is to not act like an arrogant twat in the first instance (if they do then it's bye bye and they will know i don't like them...a simple F*ck off tends to get the message across), be able to hold a decent conversation without looking at my boobs and not expect to go home with me on the first night

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oliverfrance wrote:

How to impress a girl ? just do nothing !!!!! Be yourself and if she likes it , she likes it if not, not..... take it or leave it ! but please dont be a idiot, doing stupid things to impress a girl or anyone....

At last a man that speaks some sense. I am of the same opinion what you see is what you get and if you dont like it jog on ........... if certain people are attracting the wrong type of person then i suggest they look at themselves first and not the girl/boy in question. We attract certain people for a reason, if you want to be treated like a twat then thats how you will be treated. If your not getting what you want of the net, then stop trying, and go out in the real world, as have i.

Back to topic, how to impress me and this is the truth, make me laugh, dont tar me the same brush of previous gf's, dont expect me to be at your beckon call, meet me half way and most of all be honest from the start. Oh and as for looks, not into gorgoeus guys, as you all know bit rough and ready is fine by me. It's as simple as that

I wish I knew what the time was without gettin' off my chair, because my computer is fecked up and says it's 19.48. =)))

However that's not what I wanted to say...

All I had to say was...

"Impressive!"

Of course. Thank you kindly.

And if you are who I think you are then welcome back.

If not... Welcome, whoever you are. =))))

Ahh well it's been a while so right now i'd be impressed with myself if I managed to thread to words together