hello mate, but i haven't said anything for a while, i'm confused! not about my sexuality, i love women too much, what am i on about, shit this is all going wrong, i'm off down the shops.

PMSL

Damn, wish I had of known earlier, I would have come down, cant now cos I paid bills and bought food lol

just went down fish and chip shop and when she asked me if i wanted anything on my sausage, to my horror i started to laugh, luckily the girl who was a bit of alright had a fit of giggles. the whole thing was so funny, anyway i bought 2 sausage in batter and fish and chips

everyone was laughin the people waiting to be served behind me and this poor girl who i sent into hysterics could not pull herself together to give me my sausages, everytime we looked up at each other we began to laugh.

i was a bit worried about the snot coming out of her nose from laughing going on my chips!

ROFL

gonna have a stella now to wash it down with, it was pretty damn good by the way, just like english fish and chips. i wonder if she fancies me now, you know what they say how if you can make a woman laugh, you can laugh her all the way into bed or something like that, maybe i should go back and see if she still wants to do something with my suasage

Bobby ... you have had me in stitches at least 5 times today, your making me cry

what does ROLF mean, you look like a rude boy now in your picture, proper gangsta!

Rolling on floor laughing

I iz a roooood boi

shit happens to me like this all the time man! went to the hospital the other day to have me balls looked at coz they were hurting, but it turns out there nothing wrong with them