ok i going to be in trouble for this but mus have been about 16 and i don't know who she was but i was in this pub with my pal. We talk to these girls that were younger than we were and i got talking to this nice one but i was thinking she really nice so when she went to the loo I talked her mate who was twice as drunk as the rest of us into coming outside with me for a chat. Anyway i teeth clashed too but ad another go and i remember here being sort of melty and i had a good grope around while i was at it. I had eyes closed whole time but i stopped and opened and looked at her and she was grinning like idiot just like i was....so i started looking for a close to have up against a wall because this was my lucky night for sure. Then her mate the one i spent all the time chatting too came out and grabbed her hand shouted what the fu.. are you doing at the girl i was getting off with and dragged her into a passing taxi. I was left standing in grassmarket with ragin hardon shouting "wait". I went back to pub and bouncer goes...unlucky. I went back in pub and my mate had hand down this mental older womans top who was a nurse and proabley only 21. I pretty much didn't want to play anymore.


First time i kissed a guy was by accident, was 21 ish. Was hogmanay party in glasgow at my friend boyfriends place. It went midnight and somehow 2 lines formed one for boy and one for girls for kissing and shaking hands. Well i got into a rythm of shake kiss shake kiss and there was this one girl i really wanted to kiss....she was blonde and gorgeous and looked like that one from human traffic...and while i was keeping an eye on when i get to her this guy joins the girls line. I grab his hand and kiss him on lips and then realise is beard face and i jump back. i get slapped from his girlfriend and the blonde looks at me like i'm weird and wanders off.


I think this first time i tell anyone either of this....
i started being a distaster and have learned nothing

lol paulus, that gets my vote for best story

lol, excellent Paulus. I've never kissed someone of the same love in that way before. beginning to think I'm missing out on something