Nice pic Cheeky!!


Well, its been a while since i had any mucky messages but here's one for you -


hi hun .. wud u love 2 watch me when i wank myself on cam ? ill wank myself when i imagine my brain in ur mouth xx pls add me

I thought that was a bit subtle, couldn't really picture what he wanted to do!! PMSL.

I never get any rude messages (well i never get any messages but we wont go into that) I feel all left out now.

Hi everyone am new here!

I always get these messages-

hi again,
please tell something.I really like you and maybe falling in love with you.You
are amazing woman with wonderful eyes.bye now

Or the neds who don't have a clue as to what proper spelling or grammar are.

I did just recently had someone ask-

I will soon come to Chicago for business and I'm looking for a woman to have an affair there. If you are interested contact me Kiss

What a chode.
Anyway.

Class Anne-Marie, Thats got to be the best one so far

I've actually received dirty messages from men in the past. My ex accessed my account and changed my details so I would be looking for bum love.
Sad thing is that I got more interest from funny-bunnies than I did b4!!!!!!
I know some women are enough to make you turn gay but I have my limits........

but surely any love is better then no love.... hahaha

only been on this site 4 days and have already had countless pervy messages. to be honest they make me laugh really.

ive told you, just cos the horses look at you in that way, doesnt mean they love you

Another cracker





babe nothing would please me more than to bend u over and slide my tongue in and out of your arse. xx

Well, I can't say this is disgusting but I can say it goes against everything I know about grammar or just plain proper English----

You have a lovely smile, I\'m xxxx* from Colorado,Just saw your profile and will
be glad to know you much better.What\'s your name?
I was captivated by your awesome profile which gladdens my heart to ask your
hand in true friendship.Perhaps,we could be the best friends ever if we try.
I\'ll be so glad to have such a lovely and nice looking lady as my friend.
Waiting for your responds.Best regards.


*the name has been removed to protect the unknowing target of the Grammar Police.

Why do all Americans use the word Awesome so much? And do you REALLY need my hand in true friendship? Seriously? And is he expecting me to respond more than once? And don't best friends just become best friends? I mean do they have to try?

Ok, I've taken this too far.

Most likely you are right Scottie.