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Home >> Dating >> Disgusting Messages from Men
04.08.2007, 19:14 quote
| susiexxx wrote: |
| 'How many inches can you fit in ya gob?' |
Should have messaged back:
"In one piece or seperate little bits."
Not very funny, granted, but it would confuse the hell out of him.
17.08.2007, 19:44 quote
| annmarie5988 wrote: | ||
Received this message today ............... what a charmer ......... cant wait to meet him .................. lol xxx |
sorry about that, ...i was having a moment
18.08.2007, 10:33 quote
| annmarie5988 wrote: | ||||||
PMSL ................ didn't think it was you as you said BIG brain .............. lol |
18.08.2007, 10:50 quote
| annmarie5988 wrote: |
| PMSL ................ didn't think it was you as you said BIG brain .............. lol |
Now thats got to hurt!
20.08.2007, 18:56 quote
| Greystone wrote: |
| By the way what type of message would women like to recieve from men, that would really impress them? |
"Hello, I've got a million quid and a Porsche."
20.08.2007, 21:41 quote
| Greystone wrote: |
| By the way what type of message would women like to recieve from men, that would really impress them? |
"I am a non-threatening male who will pander to your every whim, whilst only ever wanting to be your friend. I am solvent, metrosexual, shopping tolerant and good looking enough for you to parade in front of your bitter little harpy coven when you meet to bitch about anyone not present in the room at the time. I am also a licensed chocolateer for those moments when you get hormonal (translation: fat). I am also deluded enough to believe that feminism is all about equality, and will only pay you a compliment or buy a drink/meal when you're not in earshot of other like-minded females. If I'm not being too forward, please email me at lord.lucan@shergar.co.uk"
21.08.2007, 13:05 quote
| chikhai wrote: | ||
"I am a non-threatening male who will pander to your every whim, whilst only ever wanting to be your friend. I am solvent, metrosexual, shopping tolerant and good looking enough for you to parade in front of your bitter little harpy coven when you meet to bitch about anyone not present in the room at the time. I am also a licensed chocolateer for those moments when you get hormonal (translation: fat). I am also deluded enough to believe that feminism is all about equality, and will only pay you a compliment or buy a drink/meal when you're not in earshot of other like-minded females. If I'm not being too forward, please email me at lord.lucan@shergar.co.uk" |
Best. Post. Ever.
21.08.2007, 15:36 quote
| chikhai wrote: | ||
"I am a non-threatening male who will pander to your every whim, whilst only ever wanting to be your friend. I am solvent, metrosexual, shopping tolerant and good looking enough for you to parade in front of your bitter little harpy coven when you meet to bitch about anyone not present in the room at the time. I am also a licensed chocolateer for those moments when you get hormonal (translation: fat). I am also deluded enough to believe that feminism is all about equality, and will only pay you a compliment or buy a drink/meal when you're not in earshot of other like-minded females. If I'm not being too forward, please email me at lord.lucan@shergar.co.uk" |
would you mind if i used that? Will save me a hell om a lot of time when sending a pm to anyone
21.08.2007, 18:24 quote
| chikhai wrote: | ||
"I am a non-threatening male who will pander to your every whim, whilst only ever wanting to be your friend. I am solvent, metrosexual, shopping tolerant and good looking enough for you to parade in front of your bitter little harpy coven when you meet to bitch about anyone not present in the room at the time. I am also a licensed chocolateer for those moments when you get hormonal (translation: fat). I am also deluded enough to believe that feminism is all about equality, and will only pay you a compliment or buy a drink/meal when you're not in earshot of other like-minded females. If I'm not being too forward, please email me at lord.lucan@shergar.co.uk" |
I've borrowed it to use it on my profile on another site, if there's no objection. Thanks
29.08.2007, 08:53 quote
| sexysmilingeyes wrote: |
| Hi
Have had tonnes of disgusting msgs from men, 1 gave me his msn, i checked it out and he had pics of him wanking...... 
I mean seriously, do these men really think this turns a woman on???? |
they probably do, but if you havent asked to see it then its a bit like somebody indecently exposing themselves to you in the park or somewhere, which is a criminal offence, so maybe these men are into doing that sort of thing as well?
04.09.2007, 06:32 quote
oh ann marie!!! you little fibber! you love those dirty messages, come on you know you love it!...... admit it!
25.09.2007, 19:05 quote
Not disgusting as such ... but my names not feckn Sue
Hi sue just looking around flirt box and came accross you profile so thought i would say hello my name is Andy and im live here in cornwall . i see you just want someone to chat to so if you like drop me a line sorry no pic i cant get it to upload for some reason but if you like i can email you one 
cheers for now Andy x
25.09.2007, 19:06 quote
From smokie78
Subject mmm
oh marry i just got an instant hard on lookin at ur pic...i need to spank that ass hard, before i slide inch by inch in to u from behind, i need to cum...phone love?
Ehhh Nooooooooooooooo 
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