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Home >> Dating >> DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS
07.07.2007, 20:47 quote
the internet is tragically misleading lol
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10.07.2007, 12:16 quote
| Minijellytot wrote: |
| talking of gsoh why does everyone seem to have one for once i'd love to see "im a miserable bastard who finds nothing funny" |
You mean like my last post in this thread?
http://www.flirtbox.net/love/milf-and-beyond.html#171606
10.07.2007, 12:20 quote
Anyway, I think it would be evident from my profile that I was a misery guts without a sense of humour (and therefore totally unsuitable for any kind of dating whatsoever).
10.07.2007, 12:29 quote
| Jeggea wrote: |
Posted by a women on another site 
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS Bubbly - Fat |
I always thought that mean thick.
10.07.2007, 12:35 quote
Nah, bubbly means 'plump', not fat. The real defintion of bubbly is 'plump, not usually this size, acts outrageous hoping to distract from the fact that she has put on weight since everyone last saw her".
Personally, the plump bit doesn't put me off at all, it's the other 'bubbly' stuff that goes with it that annoys me.
01.11.2009, 10:26 quote
I came across this and thought 
Good stuff from the past!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!
01.11.2009, 16:00 quote
| Anonymous wrote: |
| Posted by a women on another site
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Bubbly - Fat Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying Great personality - Ugly New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker |
I don't think many of these are that good really. Sure many people on here would to be able to re-write them with funnier or truer meanings.
01.11.2009, 16:23 quote
I agree there Sue, I saw this many years ago, although it was much longer then. A few more that I can recall were:
Slim: Anorexic
Slender: As seen in a convex mirror
Petite: Under 16
Cuddly: Very long arms required.
Like a kitten: Unable to retract her claws.
Fiercely Loyal: She'll be stalking you.
There was also one for men too, I'll see if I can find it.
Edit: a couple of links to some.
http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/online-dating-site-jokes/translation-dictionary.html
http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/online-dating-site-jokes/men-and-women-translation-dictionary.html
01.11.2009, 17:24 quote
[quote="tryst46"]I agree there Sue, I saw this many years ago, although it was much longer then. A few more that I can recall were:
Slim: Anorexic
Slender: As seen in a convex mirror
Petite: Under 16
Cuddly: Very long arms required.
Like a kitten: Unable to retract her claws.
Fiercely Loyal: She'll be stalking you.
quote]
Haha! That's more like it 
01.11.2009, 23:12 quote
Bubbly - farts in the bath
Alternative - numerous piercings and overapplied makeup
Fuller figure - room filler
Mature Lady - awaiting hip replacement
Mature Man - patience required
Enjoy nights out - swinger
Enjoy nights in - boring
Simple - Filipino
Horny - scammer
Drink occasionally - closet alcoholic
Closet alcoholic - hypochondriac
Hypochondriac - realist
01.11.2009, 23:56 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: | ||
I don't think many of these are that good really. Sure many people on here would to be able to re-write them with funnier or truer meanings. |
Obviously the people on here when I posted it two and a half years ago wasn't as imaginative
Better late then never
02.11.2009, 00:05 quote
Well I like it when some of the old threads reappear as there's always somebody with a new take on things
02.11.2009, 00:34 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: |
| Well I like it when some of the old threads reappear as there's always somebody with a new take on things |
I agree Sue
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