Posted by a women on another site

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Bubbly - Fat
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
Great personality - Ugly
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick

oh so true..

haha, funny
Hi Im a passionate girl with an infection smile

G.S.O.H. is another one. Took ages to figure that out.

Bubbly usually means fat, apparently.

talking of gsoh why does everyone seem to have one for once i'd love to see "im a miserable bastard who finds nothing funny"

you know what Im going to steal that and put it in my profile...

Quirky - got one of those annoying laughs and dont be suprised if you wake up with your pet rabbit on the boil for dinner If I cant find your rabbit Ill boild your teddy.

I am sometimes a grumpy old bugger. But if I see something that tickles my sence of humour I will switch out of grumpy mode and let my humour rip. Then I will switch mack into grumpy. I like being grumpy, its a good defence against life, nothing is going to upset you or catch you out if you are grumpy.

Or maybe I mean cynical...

In a similar vein...

THAT is possibly the funniest thing I have seen all month next to hott fuzz

Hee hee That was brill