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Home >> Dating >> DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS
18.06.2007, 10:24 quote
Posted by a women on another site
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Bubbly - Fat
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
Great personality - Ugly
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
18.06.2007, 10:51 quote
| Minijellytot wrote: |
| you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick |
Thats a good one, I'll add that
18.06.2007, 19:11 quote
| Minijellytot wrote: |
| you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick |
19.06.2007, 07:45 quote
talking of gsoh why does everyone seem to have one for once i'd love to see "im a miserable bastard who finds nothing funny"
19.06.2007, 07:55 quote
you know what Im going to steal that and put it in my profile...
Quirky - got one of those annoying laughs and dont be suprised if you wake up with your pet rabbit on the boil for dinner If I cant find your rabbit Ill boild your teddy.
19.06.2007, 10:26 quote
I am sometimes a grumpy old bugger. But if I see something that tickles my sence of humour I will switch out of grumpy mode and let my humour rip. Then I will switch mack into grumpy. I like being grumpy, its a good defence against life, nothing is going to upset you or catch you out if you are grumpy.
Or maybe I mean cynical...
19.06.2007, 10:40 quote
| PasleptSiekare wrote: |
| Bubbly usually means fat, apparently. |
ha ha there's a lot of feel good ways of admitting you are overweight.
quite often though overweight [fat] women are bubbly
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