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18.06.2007, 09:24 quote

Anonymous

Posted by a women on another site Smile

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Bubbly - Fat
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
Great personality - Ugly
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

 

18.06.2007, 09:30 quote

minijellytot

you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick

 

18.06.2007, 09:32 quote

Daspikey
Daspikey Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 360 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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oh so true..

 

18.06.2007, 09:38 quote

femredhead
femredhead Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 8 Location: United Kingdom, England, Tyne and Wear
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haha, funny Laughing
Hi Im a passionate girl with an infection smile Laughing

 

18.06.2007, 09:51 quote

Anonymous

Minijellytot wrote:
you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick


Thats a good one, I'll add that Smile

 

18.06.2007, 18:11 quote

Anonymous

Minijellytot wrote:
you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick
hahahhaha we used to use that alot back at college, like you've met someone and your mates say whats he like... er he has a great personality.. and your mates all look at one another all thinking the same thing.. minger

 

18.06.2007, 23:44 quote

Anonymous

G.S.O.H. is another one. Took ages to figure that out.

 

19.06.2007, 06:40 quote

PasleptSiekare
PasleptSiekare Joined: 21 Feb 2007 Posts: 3675 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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Bubbly usually means fat, apparently.
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19.06.2007, 06:45 quote

minijellytot

talking of gsoh why does everyone seem to have one for once i'd love to see "im a miserable bastard who finds nothing funny"

 

19.06.2007, 06:55 quote

Daspikey
Daspikey Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 360 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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you know what Im going to steal that and put it in my profile...

Quirky - got one of those annoying laughs and dont be suprised if you wake up with your pet rabbit on the boil for dinner If I cant find your rabbit Ill boild your teddy.
Twisted Evil

 

19.06.2007, 09:26 quote

scubawallace
scubawallace Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 1132 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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I am sometimes a grumpy old bugger. But if I see something that tickles my sence of humour I will switch out of grumpy mode and let my humour rip. Then I will switch mack into grumpy. I like being grumpy, its a good defence against life, nothing is going to upset you or catch you out if you are grumpy.

Or maybe I mean cynical...
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19.06.2007, 09:40 quote

Anonymous

PasleptSiekare wrote:
Bubbly usually means fat, apparently.


ha ha there's a lot of feel good ways of admitting you are overweight. Smile

quite often though overweight [fat] women are bubbly Wink

 

19.06.2007, 10:32 quote

GlasvegasGuy
GlasvegasGuy Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 100 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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In a similar vein...

 

19.06.2007, 10:55 quote

Daspikey
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THAT is possibly the funniest thing I have seen all month next to hott fuzz

 

19.06.2007, 11:01 quote

Anonymous

Hee hee That was brill Laughing

 
 
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