Posted by a women on another site

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN´S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Bubbly - Fat
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
Great personality - Ugly
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

you forgot one... great personality= hit with the ugly stick

oh so true..

haha, funny
Hi Im a passionate girl with an infection smile

G.S.O.H. is another one. Took ages to figure that out.

Bubbly usually means fat, apparently.
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Laura
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Confidence - Wear it like make up.

talking of gsoh why does everyone seem to have one for once i'd love to see "im a miserable bastard who finds nothing funny"

you know what Im going to steal that and put it in my profile...

Quirky - got one of those annoying laughs and dont be suprised if you wake up with your pet rabbit on the boil for dinner If I cant find your rabbit Ill boild your teddy.

I am sometimes a grumpy old bugger. But if I see something that tickles my sence of humour I will switch out of grumpy mode and let my humour rip. Then I will switch mack into grumpy. I like being grumpy, its a good defence against life, nothing is going to upset you or catch you out if you are grumpy.

Or maybe I mean cynical...
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In a similar vein...

THAT is possibly the funniest thing I have seen all month next to hott fuzz

Hee hee That was brill