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Home >> Dating >> Dating tip for the ladies
06.08.2008, 14:32 quote
| DeepthroatH wrote: |
| What about a dating tip (or 4) for the guys...
1. Dont call me sweet cheeks. Ever Again. 2. No, i dont want to see a picture of your Johnson before i have even found out your name! 3. I will not be MSN-ing you as you type like a 14 year old girl (Hi, thort id sy hi n c if u r up 4a cht netym soon?) 4. Thank you for the compliment about my eyes, but no, i dont want to take it up the shitter this weekend. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? |
Now u just spoilin all d fun !
by the way wud u like a pic of me brain ?
06.08.2008, 14:34 quote
If it was possible for a person to have steam errupting from their ears and nose i would be that person right now.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
06.08.2008, 14:36 quote
| leglover38 wrote: | ||
Now u just spoilin all d fun ! by the way wud u like a pic of me brain ? |
If you really want to impress her Jim you've got to say "Wud u like a pic of me brain, Sweet Cheeks?"
06.08.2008, 14:37 quote
| DeepthroatH wrote: |
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2. No, i dont want to see a picture of your Johnson before i have even found out your name! |
My names Jim, ....so about that brain picture
06.08.2008, 15:44 quote
| DeepthroatH wrote: |
| What about a dating tip (or 4) for the guys... |
I've never done any of those things.
Can the women tell me if its common for guys to do those things?
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06.08.2008, 17:25 quote
y da h8?
My name is Steve. Here is a picture of my old man.
PS - You have a lovely brown eye.
06.08.2008, 18:49 quote
| DeepthroatH wrote: |
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4. Thank you for the compliment about my eyes, but no, i dont want to take it up the shitter this weekend. |
Are you free Tuesday?
07.08.2008, 07:51 quote
| chikhai wrote: |
| y da h8?
My name is Steve. Here is a picture of my old man. PS - You have a lovely brown eye. |
I dont think i have laughed like that for a while...not since Oakman said something stupid anyway!
07.08.2008, 10:48 quote
| trevp66 wrote: | ||
I've never done any of those things.
Can the women tell me if its common for guys to do those things? |
It's not too common for me, luckily
07.08.2008, 10:49 quote
Well Kizz, thats probably because you have a decent user name. I really ought to change mine! Gives off such a bad first impression!
07.08.2008, 10:54 quote
Yeah...but you may well have a deep throat. You could be in the book of guiness world records, anyway. Who are they to know?! 
It is only their assumption that your user name is meant sexually.
07.08.2008, 12:22 quote
Kizz this is very true!
But on a dating website...hmmm... well anyway... lol!!
and another hint for the guys - if i dont message you back within 30 nano seconds, i may well have gone to the toilet! Please dont bombard me with 400 messages in that time before i get back! Only makes me BLOCK YOU!!!!
Ahem!
07.08.2008, 12:55 quote
Ah so that's what happened.
And does it really give off a bad first impression..
07.08.2008, 14:18 quote
Um...yep.
And CMISO - (whats your name?) I love your little bouncing dragon - its so cute!
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