So anyway, im driving to work this morning, half asleep along the duel carriageway, past a farmyard. Its 5.15am so Im usually the only living thing around, that walks on 2 feet, and doesnt fly, when suddenly out the corner of my eye I see someone standing in the road! So I stop the car, i wait for a second, 2 seconds, 1 minute, but he just stands there. I can barely make him out, as a hood covered most of his face. So I shouted"are you ok" but he just stood there, motionless. At this point I started to get apprehensive. Should I bolt? But what if he's in trouble, or in need of help I thought? I waited , again for what seemed like a minute, maybe two. I decided that was enough, i put the car in reverse, but at that moment, he started to walk towards the car! Rain and dark clouds were doing there best to make an appearance, and looked like they were gonna stay a while. He walked slowly, dragging his left arm behind him. He wore big boots, the kind worn for hard labour, I could see mud clogged on them as he left a trail behind. His other hand, the right, was reaching inside his long overcoat. In the fear that gripped me I was unable to move, I was in prison of my own body. I was cold. The stranger stood there, rain was pouring now, i could barely see out my windscreen. At that moment I saw headlights in my rear view mirror, I turned around to see what kind of vehicle it was! When I turned back, he had gone. Vanished! All that remained was a letter of some kind on my windscreen, shoved under a wiper. The car behind me honked, but sped around me. I quickley lent out the window! i grabbed the letter and opened it! it simply read. " GIRLS ON FLIRTBOX I COMMAND YOU TO MESSAGE MATT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, DO IT NOW!!! NOW I TELLS YA!!!

Actually my day was extremely pointless, I think I saw a fox, oh and I bought some skimmed milk, the red top shit.

Matty

pmsl

i'm afraid i laughed too

So is that the first draught for Flirtbox - The Movie???

Uh oh! That was funny but becoming desperate now. Please remove your email address as its against forum rules to put your email on the forums.

Reckon we could turn this into a soap!!!

Yehhhhhhh but!! Corrie is just as funny!!!!

It would have to be a sitcom. W should get the guys who did Men Bhaving Badly and Coupling to co write it with breenwhite.