no i am too nice for that. just shed a few tears and lost most of my faith in women lol

third time lucky mate!!

it has been pretty much 2 years since the last so third time might be a while coming yet. but hopefully some girl somewhere will make it very obvious she likes me, else i will be far too scared to say anything as usual

My worst first date...

Hmm..

Probably..the guy..who turned up an hour late, asked if I was 'really going to wear THAT?' and commented that I should have "eased up on the mascara"(cheeky f**ker..)

and then spent all night insulting me in other ways. ffs. 'oh, you're eating too quickly'.....ffs.

Funnily enough....I got the bus home, I didn't answer any of his texts or calls after.

Aww *hugs* he sounds like the world's biggest loser. Hopefully he ate too slow and his food got cold.

*hugs back*

ah well. Better off without him

better off without most men lol

Meh...true.

haha aww i am sure you will be a no pinter. and he should pay!!! the wolf is alive, just sunbathing and enjoying me tickling her

Honestly if you saw me walking to you with my black hair and deathly pale skin you would need a strong drink, I feel it would be my duty....

ANYWAY sod that for a sec did you say wolf you are stroking a wolf. I would love to do that so much, cor put that on your profile....wolf whisperer. Would take a hard woman to not be impressed by that.

i went on a date with this scottish woman once, she was so shy it was difficult to talk to her, she had no opinion, didnt care where we went or what i did. in her defense she was a great snogger but the lack of conversation was too much to bare, so i decided not to date her again.

i love the fact that you snogged her anyway scottie

Was set up on a blind date last year , She turned up Blonde hair, orange skin, stick thin I kept quiet at first. Her name was Charlene " Im a beauty therapist and Im going to open me own salon and tanning shop do you watch Corrie I love big brother dont you etc ". FFS I thought . Luckly my friends and I have an agreement we all have a saved text entitled "Ejector Seat" when sent to another friend they wait 10 mins then call you, with an Emergency. You make your excuses and leave, it proved priceless in this instance.