Here's a poser. If you trap a lady in a box, obviously keeping her fed and the likes, perhaps adding a few amenities like airholes... where does that leave you, with that lady, relationship-wise?

Answers on a cyber postcard.

Is she allowed to come out and go a pee??? can she choose her choice of bed linen and curtains? Will she get a pillow??? Also is there a contract too???

She can pee, although if she misbehaves, it may be via a tube. I suppose they can have some padding and even the occasional run about outside, but technically it would be kidnapping... so the contract would be a no no.

You should know anyway, I already boxed you! That mean we're in some sort of strange relationship now?

Relationship??? Now i dont no about that! Your holding me against my will, what does that class as???

All i want to know is can you please get me some cigarettes please and maybe a fan too, cos when you close the top i cant breathe as you have only given me two little holes to breath from!!!

I don't know! Hence the point of this topic! It must be defined.

I will perhaps allow this. You must behave though. There are plenty of other box ladies to tend to.

Ok, il await to find out what kind of weird relationship we are in!

I think the only response this'll get will involve a whole load of crashing and burning. xD

Don't think people appreciate us men who like to keep their women secure in boxes. It's such a good chat-up line though - "Hey, wanna see my box?" *shoves her in it and takes back to my room*

Ok well i suppose its a new tactic to pull a women! you never know it might catch on and become a huge hit with the lads and women of course! I can see this taking off but it will of course be an acquired taste much like S&M!!! ha ha!

I might become the next Hugh Hefner. Interesting. I best do my hair.

I think the only realtionship that could ever develop would be something like Stockholm syndrome, where a victim comes to be emotionally attached to their kidnappers.
Still, it's not a bad idea. Boxes could be the future, however for now I'm going to stick with my anti-tamper electric shock collars (Crystal has already claimed the first one for use on Scott.)
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

Ooooohhhh tell me more about this electronic shock collar, i might be interested in purchasing one!

Funnily enough your name came up in that conversation...

I decided that the best way to keep somebody under your control is to stick a collar on them that gives an electric shock if the person in control so desires it. Also, the anti-tamper device in the lock would mean that they get an electric shock if they try to remove it. It could even be designed so that if they moved a certain distance away from the box that controls the device they would get an electric shock.
Crystal, being the smart girl that she is spotted the flaw, the power source. However I came up with an idea that would allow it to be charged via kinetics (The same way a Rolex and other brands of watches are wound) or maybe even static.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

Ha ha! i have absolutely no idea why my name would have been brought in to it!

Well count me in, i want one and no who its going on too! What will this retail at exactly?

Boxes are the future! Electricity will always let you down, but boxes? Big, strong, dependable... and convenient!

I like the boxes, I would recommend the boxes if they wanted to restrict that freedom a little further.
I would recommend not making them from cardboard though, you'll get lots of complaints when it rains.

The collar will retail at £49.99, but considering that you never need to buy batteries, or recharge it, you're getting a bargain.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.