Have to share this one though....it amused me when i got it this morning

hi my name is dave. would u be at all interested in meeting maybe for some fun? expence paid!

you dont have to spend ages writing the perfect message, all you have to do, is look at the profile pick something of it and make a convo from it..
like hi i noticed you like XXXX (band) have you seen them in concert..

or movies, or the mention the pics and whatever really, just mention something

Just had one asking 'hows tricks?' So I replied.... 'Dismal. Got thrown out the magic circle yesterday.' Hope he has a sense of humour

may be my fault is i m trying to be a friend , a casual chat, and not intending to pitching some one , i should reconsider that

I did......I was a bit crabby cos i wasnt quite with it. I would have thought of something a bit more amusing if i had got it when i was actually awake