Am i THAT predictable?

I couldn't possible comment, although if you want to demonstrate otherwise....

What? By behaving? Never!

If I implied that I didn't mean to

I think we need to take this flirting onto a different board. Its becoming unbearable. Even for me. lol!

FLOL


The best kind of female moaners are the ones that slap up pictures of them looking like proper tarts (tits trying to bust out, Stella in hand with fluffy cuffs and mini skirt and licking a giant, inflatable brain) that say, "why are all men after one thing?"

Gotta love 'em.

Are there any women of easy virtue who fancy partaking in a spot of how's-your-father? Vigorous or gentle: lady's choice

you sir, are a cad and a bounder!

would madam care to bound alongside me?

how far do you intend to bound? and where

To the sunkissed horizon, and home in time for tiffin

My dear me, are you talking about.....sexy time!!!!!