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03.08.2008, 20:38 quote

choochi0

leglover38 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
He can't be your twin. You don't have a parrot on your shoulder. I'm positive that that would make you twins.


Mine died after it accidentally flew in the microwave. Tasted great though.


Sooooo..... if my calculations are correct you are only twins if you both have parrots.

 

03.08.2008, 20:42 quote

eda85

choochi0 wrote:
leglover38 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
He can't be your twin. You don't have a parrot on your shoulder. I'm positive that that would make you twins.


Mine died after it accidentally flew in the microwave. Tasted great though.


Sooooo..... if my calculations are correct you are only twins if you both have parrots.


Do I get a say in this?

 

03.08.2008, 20:43 quote

70

eda85 wrote:
All I wanna do is stare at tits and lick armpit all day long.


Nothing wrong with that? Laughing

Ideal situation if you ask me find a guy like that & I would say perfect Wink

 

03.08.2008, 20:45 quote

choochi0

eda85 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
leglover38 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
He can't be your twin. You don't have a parrot on your shoulder. I'm positive that that would make you twins.


Mine died after it accidentally flew in the microwave. Tasted great though.


Sooooo..... if my calculations are correct you are only twins if you both have parrots.


Do I get a say in this?


Yes. You can agree.

 

03.08.2008, 20:45 quote

rocketgirl

LittleVixen wrote:
eda85 wrote:
All I wanna do is stare at tits and lick armpit all day long.


Nothing wrong with that? Laughing

Ideal situation if you ask me find a guy like that & I would say perfect Wink


As long as he doesnt PM it to you...then you stick it in the "weird messages" thread so we can all laugh and act horrified and indignant!

 

03.08.2008, 20:46 quote

eda85

rocketgirl wrote:
LittleVixen wrote:
eda85 wrote:
All I wanna do is stare at tits and lick armpit all day long.


Nothing wrong with that? Laughing

Ideal situation if you ask me find a guy like that & I would say perfect Wink


As long as he doesnt PM it to you...then you stick it in the "weird messages" thread so we can all laugh and act horrified and indignant!


Now there's an idea Razz

 

03.08.2008, 20:48 quote

eda85

choochi0 wrote:
eda85 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
leglover38 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
He can't be your twin. You don't have a parrot on your shoulder. I'm positive that that would make you twins.


Mine died after it accidentally flew in the microwave. Tasted great though.


Sooooo..... if my calculations are correct you are only twins if you both have parrots.


Do I get a say in this?


Yes. You can agree.


Do I have the right to remain silent then?

 

03.08.2008, 20:51 quote

choochi0

eda85 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
eda85 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
leglover38 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
He can't be your twin. You don't have a parrot on your shoulder. I'm positive that that would make you twins.


Mine died after it accidentally flew in the microwave. Tasted great though.


Sooooo..... if my calculations are correct you are only twins if you both have parrots.


Do I get a say in this?


Yes. You can agree.


Do I have the right to remain silent then?


Certainly. But it mat harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say maybe given in evidence.

 

03.08.2008, 20:54 quote

eda85

Are you gonna handcuff me chooch?

I'm not sure whether I'm excited or disturbed

 

03.08.2008, 20:56 quote

choochi0

eda85 wrote:
Are you gonna handcuff me chooch?

I'm not sure whether I'm excited or disturbed


I would recommend a little from column A and a little from column B.

 

03.08.2008, 21:01 quote

eda85

Back on topic: men are pigs. Only this morning I was scratching my nuts and sniffing my fingers. Then later on I farted and sniffed the cushion. But I don't care cos I'm not A man, I'm THE man.

 

03.08.2008, 21:03 quote

funkychick1

eda85 wrote:
Back on topic: men are pigs. Only this morning I was scratching my nuts and sniffing my fingers. Then later on I farted and sniffed the cushion. But I don't care cos I'm not A man, I'm THE man.


Parrot or no Parrot, Jesus you 2 are definately twins ....... Laughing

 

03.08.2008, 21:06 quote

leglover38

why shouldnt men sniff their own farts ? Women smell their own fingers all the time Laughing

 

03.08.2008, 21:07 quote

Teggro
Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 564 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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It is a fact that every man on the internet wishes to talk to a woman, to know her inner feelings, to share everything with her, to give her the world, and be passive towards love. In person it's not the man you know - just some random geezer who thought, "yeah.. why not act as this Ryan guy...". Wink

Bah to men and their manly ways, and their jobs and their penises. Bah to them all...

 

03.08.2008, 21:12 quote

choochi0

Bah Humbug. marry Christmas and anything related to it.

 
 
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