yeah...that was too easy to escape from lol

I should have seen that one coming

ok..ok..i give up..i am no match for you two sheep loving, llama hating, wellie wearing, lip stick lovers.

Just let me have the rights to the film and we will split it three ways. Deal?

what are we going to split 3 ways ? the film or the sheep ?
i dont mind splitting the sheep into 3 but we cant let you have our HARD earned monies now , what else would i buy all my clothes and hundreds of pairs of shoes with ,
anyway, i have an idea on how you can work for us,
coz your dressed in those ultra wind resistent clothes, maybe you could catch the sheep for us, it would save us time, its a pain having to keep taking the sheep's back legs out of our extra wide wellies ( its stops the sheep running away )
we can pay you £5.50 per hour ( min wage ) and as much as you can eat whilst your there

Hey Girlies ....... Just an observation ............ but if a nice guy posts asking for a date .......... then the same guy posts in the requests thread for sex ........... would anyone contact him ???

uhh.....yeah...what she said.

but it would be ok if a girl did it, would it ?, i am a nice guy but at the same time ive been without sex for nearly 18 months so forgive me for wanting it, i do want a long term relationship but that isnt happening at the moment, so just thought id join the others and for once ask for it, but instead now you all think im some sort of twat, THANKYOU FOR JUDGING ME BEFORE YOU KNOW ME ,
you have just lost a member

Oh Sneed, don't go!!

I haven't seen your request post and can't access it at work so can't comment on what you've written there. But the thing is....we know what you're like now anyway! I assume you were looking for sheep in the request thread????

Each to their own, matey, but don't go , Megs would miss you.

Well I considered to be a nice guy, who is looking for a date not for a quick-shag then forgetting her.

But unfortunately pour moi! I didn't get a look-in, perhaps it's just my face!!!! (I hope not!)