there must be someone out there for me,im average looking and hard working ( self employed ),and have a good sense of humour

How much money have you got? (bigboy)

loads, little pretty lad, ha ha

House rules :

~ 50 quid a pop
~ I don't do home visits
~ I provide my own lubricants
~ Dressing as a woman will be extra
~ DVD copies of all 'transactions' will be posted on you tube
~ Animals catered for (you will get a discount for this service)
~ for 20 quid your mum can watch

All price include VAT at 17.5% (E&OE)

Thank you for your custom,
Please cum again.........

how much for my dad and brothers to watch

now you are talking bulk bookings, that's a whole different league.

I see you DO have a good sense of humour, most of the people who post requests in the wrong section usually don't bite......

By tomorrow it will all be over and this post will be locked......

i wouldn't bite if i put it in the wrong section,
anyway its good to have a good sense of humour,
although ive had to slow it down over the years as i apparently was too quick for all the local village idiots

Right then, lets talk facts and figures now and get down to the nitty gritty of it shall we?

I need to see 3 recent payslips (unless you are paid monthly , in which case 2 will suffice)
We will have to adopt at least one child, cos when we split up (due to my numerous lurid affairs), I will then still manage to screw you via the CSA......

I feel bad here..but...LMFAO at some of the posts in this thread..

I have to take my hat off to this one, at least this chap comes back with a quip or two.
He's not boring or a weirdo like the ones that usually post requests here.

Do you people never sleep?

cant give you payslips as im self employed, why dont we adopt 10 children and that way i can run away and leave you with all the children, ha ha ,
if im gonna marry you then it might as well be good and proper,

if you went to a party and got drunk and woke up next morning next to a man and a jar of vaseline and you had a sore arse, would you tell anyone ?

if the answer is NO, then do you want to come to a party,

if the answer is yes then i wont ask you to come to the party ( you snitch ) ha ha

PMSL!! Oh i like you Sneed.......welcome to the forums