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03.05.2007, 14:56 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 12142 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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I'm everywhere hun, your dreams, your back garden, your inner most thoughts

muhahahaha

BTW nice to see you as well

 

03.05.2007, 21:31 quote

dayofthedead
dayofthedead Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 33 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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PurePleasure24 wrote:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

That one doesn't really make sense.

 

03.05.2007, 21:38 quote

irishlgirl74
irishlgirl74 Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 1444 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Down
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dayofthedead wrote:
PurePleasure24 wrote:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

That one doesn't really make sense.


Bedrock i think thats the town the flintstones are from,

 

04.05.2007, 03:06 quote

dayofthedead
dayofthedead Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 33 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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irishlgirl74 wrote:
dayofthedead wrote:
PurePleasure24 wrote:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

That one doesn't really make sense.


Bedrock i think thats the town the flintstones are from,

I understand the pun. I just don't think it works as a metaphor.

 

04.05.2007, 10:16 quote

irishlgirl74
irishlgirl74 Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 1444 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Down
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he wants 2 have mad s*x with he and make her bed rock, sqeak sqeak, ie make the earth move lol

 

04.05.2007, 11:05 quote

Anonymous

PurePleasure24 wrote:
Here are a few of my lines. Where do you think im going wrong???

You are like Nando's... a hot bird with a greasy box.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet.

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons



Lol....you're kidding me right... Laughing

 

04.05.2007, 22:12 quote

dayofthedead
dayofthedead Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 33 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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irishlgirl74 wrote:
he wants 2 have mad s*x with he and make her bed rock, sqeak sqeak, ie make the earth move lol

I said I understand the pun, I just think it's tenuous. My problem is that Fred Flintstone didn't make Bedrock.

 

04.05.2007, 22:34 quote

Anonymous

I said I understand the pun, I just think it's tenuous. My problem is that Fred Flintstone didn't make Bedrock.[/quote]


I thought he did??


Wink

 

04.05.2007, 22:35 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 7246 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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dayofthedead wrote:
irishlgirl74 wrote:
he wants 2 have mad s*x with he and make her bed rock, sqeak sqeak, ie make the earth move lol

I said I understand the pun, I just think it's tenuous. My problem is that Fred Flintstone didn't make Bedrock.


I think the point is.....its a chat up line.....it's supposed to make you laugh and relax. Don't look too much into it

 

05.05.2007, 18:53 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 12142 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Analysis r us

 

11.05.2007, 18:06 quote

Orbazm
Orbazm Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 264 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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well see...

the lines aren't funny.......so this can't be a joke.

Chat up lines are for men who are too boring to be able to actually grab a girls interest naturally.

Sorry if I sound harsh but any guy who uses obvious chat-up lines for anything other than making a girl laugh and breaking the ice, is pathetic.
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11.05.2007, 18:16 quote

Anonymous

i might be in the minority here but those chat up lines would make me laugh. once a guys made you laugh, he's got the chance to PROPERLY chat you up

 
 
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