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I thought they were funny

Meh. Heard em all before. I was hoping for some new ones.

sniffs, he missed out my fav.....do you want to go halves on a b*st*rd

Chat up lines are cheesy and un-original

Chat-up lines would usually work with me, 'cos I think it's so funny they even dared to try and use one with me, so it's a real ice-breaker for starters.......

If you are relying on those lines, thats your problem.

If you are relying on lines at all, thats another problem.

Well id laugh at them all!!

hello by the way

Hello to you as well