Here are a few of my lines. Where do you think im going wrong???

You are like Nando's... a hot bird with a greasy box.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet.

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons

Neither...Im confussed...

i take it this is a joke then



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i would think u would need 2 look at ur chat up lines, cause if u used some of them on me i dont think i would be standing next 2 u for very long, i have c say i think some of them are rude, thats jus my view on it

I can't tell whether is serious or a joke...

id say its a joke, cant c ne decent guys using lines like that 2 chat ne girls up.

Yeah I think your right, some of those might result in a outright slap

well i was thinking more of a pint over his head lol,

I suppose these days if you slapped someone, you would be done for assault and sued for good measure as well

i wouldnt class ne of those lines, as chat up lines, id say insult lines more like it