wats everyone up 2 dis weekend im goin out to this rave cos DJ HIxxy is playin i dont know if any of you know who he is the longest running hardcore dj lol saw him down swindon couple of weeks ago he was good like.im looking for a girl who knows how to ave a good time whether that be
watchin a romantic dvd or sommin then i give her a
nice soothing massage hehe then we make love all
nite n live happily ever after lol i wish like the
day that comes along i prob be in me 30's lol gettin
old now people lol,[/b]

you lot seem a friendly bunch of people nice to meet youxx

i dont understand what you have written, in english please, and with punctuation

my eyes went a bit mad trying to read all of that
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Egotistical twat.

The name is guy,
cuteguy,
licence to write in a language all of my own.

It's English Jim, but not as we know it...



set phrases to stun

Most of the other guys here are players, cheaters and liars? How nice of you to make such charming assumptions....as for it being up to the ladies to decide if you are such a great guy in fact the best on offer as you suggest.....well if its up to the ladies to decide, why you *telling* us? Heehee.
I do like the way you have the brass balls to promote yourself so highly, but ye Gods man, you are 26 not 6. I have this awful image in my mind that whichever lucky/sensible lady chooses you over all the players, cheaters and liars, and picks you Mr Perfect, you are going to turn up at the restaurant or whatever and actually SPEAK like you write.........aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!


(not many women are going to mind genuine dyslexia/dyspraxia and wotnot, but for goodness sake this is an internet dating site forum, not text messaging your 5 yrs old nephew - just because you have baby blue eyes, it doesnt mean its ok for you to chuffing write like a baby would.)

teggro m8 i aint a twat i write in my own language so does everyone dont take da micky out of me like innit,cos well i got more messages off girls than u like n i aint bein bigheaded but im a sweet guy n all the women i talk 2 say im diffrent to most guys ur the one dats ugly m8 not me so dont call me a twat the mods shouldnt let ppl swear on dis site

Teggro's not ugly!
If you dont want him calling you a twat, dont call him ugly!
And how do you know you get more messages than he does?
Stop being silly then maybe people will take you seriously.

lmao thread of the week! i smell beef! now where's teggro???

Cuteguy - I realise you are new here, so can I give you a tip?
CHANGING your opening post (known as OP) is a really really bad idea, unless you really really really want to piss people off.
Not that you've changed it much, but its still really 'not the done thing' eh what I say old boy, not the done thing at all!

lol wat u mean OP hun i dont understand like n if he didnt call me a twat i wouldnt ave a problem wud i u kno wat i mean lovelyxx

no i dunno wat u mean soz

ok hun sorry bout da post teggro sorry m8 but dont call me a twat lol can we all get along plz