Lets not demean people's job's here - it is dangerous grounds.

I know that - like I said it's dangerous grounds being a scaffolder.

I would poo my pants

i wonder if he has a builders bum

the last line is some chummy advice for us blokes, I belive it means:

follow my lead, and take positive, active steps to acquire a young lady, as they won't come looking for you!!!

how cute is that!

Fluent in builder, you wouldn't happen to be a site manager would you ?

nahhhhh!

but i do have a builders bum!

does it pop out of your jeans then?

not as oftern as I would like it too.....

you want poo to fall out of your bum?

Is it me or has this conversation taken a weird turn?

yeah and for once I had nothing to do with it.

opps was that my fault, i as talking about his builders bum??? that he’s oddly proud of???

The guy who wrote this post would be gutted it turned to talking about builders bums! Im sure he didnt want that response