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Home >> Dating >> 10 bloodcurdling lines that scare men most
29.10.2007, 18:32 quote
| RocketGirl wrote: |
| I'm guilty....
Me: I'm fat (big sulk) Him: No you;re not Me: yes I am (big sulk) Him: Ok yes you are a bit fat, but I think you are gorgeous. Me: I am NOT FAT you bastard!!! |
I was standing outside a pub last night having a smoke, two girls going to a fancy dress in identical costumes approached me asking if they looked fat in the gear they were wearing.... the two of them were like stick-insects.... strange.
Still... I didn't complain about being able to stare at the bodies of two women, not only them not minding, but by invitation to do so!
Though.. that is kinda uncomfortable in a public place!
*I'm just after editing a typo - I said 'fany dress instead of 'fancy dress' - I assure that wasn't a Freudian slip!
29.10.2007, 18:37 quote
| stoozola wrote: |
| you missed THE most scary line
last orders at the bar please, last orders. that gives me nightmares |
HAHAHAHHA!!! It is my most favorite line!! When I have worked a double and I have been staring at the clock all night making jaegerbombs and cherrybombs and red headed sluts all night long! There is nothing more that I enjoy in this world than turning the lights up, cutting off the jukebox and screaming LAST CALL!!!! The best part is when I get to yank your drink away from you and throw it away because apparently, even though you've been drinking like a putz all night long you can't seem to pull it out at the end! Then I get to tell you to get out. There is such an indescribable satisfaction that comes with this!
10.12.2007, 20:46 quote
easy
(1) I want my Knight in Shining armour
(2) The Man chooses, I like to be spoilt
(3) I love American cuisine especially Mcdonalds
(4) I'm now a slim smoker at 20-a-day
(5) "Hi, saw yr profile & though yr sxy, Lookn 4 a man 4ever"
(6) Well all my mates are married with children & i don't want to be left out, do you want to have kids soon ?
(7) Forgot my cash card..Oh..that's sweet of you!, next time my treat
(
Could never live without me Sun Bingo
(9) I like to learn new things to, hope to do hairdressing & maybe a singing course to work on a cruise liner
(10) I know it's our first date, but my mates don't mind coming along
10.12.2007, 22:00 quote
'What are you thinking?' is the undisputed champion of conversational cul-de-sacs.
No matter what you say you aren't thinking what they'd like you to think, and God forbid you're not dedicating every last nanosecond of neural activity to them when that question is asked. Especially if its post-coital.
Yes ladies, if you really want to make a man's shit itch and put him on edge all of the time then keep dropping that one. If you want to get rid of him without going through all the uncomfortable 'its not you, its me' stuff, just keep asking it every time you're sat alone together for more than five minutes. I'd give him a week tops.
Seriously, its not the best thing to say during those quiet moments. If you're genuinely interested in what your man is thinking (no laughing at the back) then a less direct approach is more than welcome. Otherwise you'll just get a lie 99% of the time (eg 'I'm just thinking about how wonderful this is').
10.12.2007, 22:19 quote
Gosh, is this serious? Do women actually ask their men what is he thinking? I thought it was a joke.
Why? If I am with 'my man' and its a comfortable silence then there's no need for words is there cuz I'm lost in my own thoughts too and its nice. If its one of those uncomfortable silences then asking "what are you thinking" is surely going to spark another row? At best in that scenario I guess I've asked "NOW what's the matter??" - but then, blokes say the same in the same situation. Don't think any bloke has ever asked me what I'm thinking either, and if its not a 'partner' asking my response would be "Why do you ask?"
Very confused here, just found out 'an old joke' sounds like is true?
12.12.2007, 22:50 quote
The what are you thinking gets my vote.
Mind you it does get worse when its followed up with a further analysis of your answer.
'What kind of happy?'
'What kind of tired?'
'What kind of nostalgia? and how does that make you feel?'
Sheesh.... happy means happy
20.12.2007, 23:16 quote
| musegirl76 wrote: | ||
HAHAHAHHA!!! It is my most favorite line!! When I have worked a double and I have been staring at the clock all night making jaegerbombs and cherrybombs and red headed sluts all night long! There is nothing more that I enjoy in this world than turning the lights up, cutting off the jukebox and screaming LAST CALL!!!! The best part is when I get to yank your drink away from you and throw it away because apparently, even though you've been drinking like a putz all night long you can't seem to pull it out at the end! Then I get to tell you to get out. There is such an indescribable satisfaction that comes with this! |
Are you sure you've chosen the right profession? You don't seem to like the punters very much. Please tell me a red headed slut is a drink. If not I think you've been performing beyond the call of duty...
23.12.2007, 10:03 quote
'What do you mean I have to lock out fluffykins?'
'Do you think you name will look good tatooed here?'
'Look, 50% off on rings at Argos'
'Mum's coming for tea but she has to be home before 8 because of her tag'
'i know we've only been on one date but here's the key to the house'
22.01.2008, 04:36 quote
| scottie69 wrote: |
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"You're not really going to wear that, are you?" Just because we've been dressing ourselves for twenty or thirty years doesn't mean we're not open to suggestions. But most guys, when they hear this question, break out in a cold sweat and picture themselves in a tutu and ballet slippers. "Does this dress make my hips look big?" I once knew a guy who ripped his own head off rather than answer this question. Believe me, he's much better off. |
Imagine the response we would get from a woman if we asked her the first one.
I had to deal with the second one more than i would like to admit and i am still pondering why i ever told the truth.
22.01.2008, 12:36 quote
| samenoname wrote: | ||
Imagine the response we would get from a woman if we asked her the first one. I had to deal with the second one more than i would like to admit and i am still pondering why i ever told the truth. |
I think both of these questions should be transformed into "You looked gorgeous in that shirt (suit, shorts, whatever) the other week." That would pretty much solve everything, as most people like to be considered attractive (and to please their partner).
But then again, what if your mate's got only clothes you hate. That would be a good question. What do you do then? Maybe keep them naked? Then again, even if they do have a great dress sense, you can still apply that.
p.s. I never understood why women would ask their mates that question bout the hips looking big. We pretty much know what makes us look big and what doesn't. Not to mention the fact that if you're big, you're big. PMSL Guess it's just a question of reassurance that he is attracted to you just the way you are. Expressed in a wrong way though.
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22.01.2008, 16:55 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: | ||||
I think both of these questions should be transformed into "You looked gorgeous in that shirt (suit, shorts, whatever) the other week." That would pretty much solve everything, as most people like to be considered attractive (and to please their partner). But then again, what if your mate's got only clothes you hate. That would be a good question. What do you do then? Maybe keep them naked? Then again, even if they do have a great dress sense, you can still apply that. p.s. I never understood why women would ask their mates that question bout the hips looking big. We pretty much know what makes us look big and what doesn't. Not to mention the fact that if you're big, you're big. PMSL Guess it's just a question of reassurance that he is attracted to you just the way you are. Expressed in a wrong way though. |
My wife did not have big hips but the question asked was if she looks alright so i assumed she wanted feedback on how she looks.
23.01.2008, 00:04 quote
| scottie69 wrote: |
| "Does this dress make my hips look big?"
I once knew a guy who ripped his own head off rather than answer this question. Believe me, he's much better off. |
A mate of mine told me that the best reply to this would be "No love... It's all the chocolate you eat that does that."
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