"Does your bathroom always look like this?"
Granted, a three-hour burst of frenzied scrubbing is no substitute for diligent, long-term maintenance. Guys are terrified of coming across as slobs, so better to praise the 45 percent that's clean than criticise the 55 percent that's not.

"By the way, we're having dinner with Edward and Diane next week."
If a guy's not scared enough that you're already doing "couple" things, scheduling them without consultation (and especially during Match of the Day) is sure to make him run screaming into the night.

"You're not really going to wear that, are you?"
Just because we've been dressing ourselves for twenty or thirty years doesn't mean we're not open to suggestions. But most guys, when they hear this question, break out in a cold sweat and picture themselves in a tutu and ballet slippers.

"Don't worry, kitty won't bite."
No, she won't bite, but she'll scratch, shed and shred furniture. It's a known scientific fact (you can look it up) that, way deep down, 75 percent of guys are terrified of cats.

"I don't think I care for your friend Jimmy."
So what if Jimmy covered your back on the Football pitch when you were younger and you've been bosom buddies ever since? No guy wants a new relationship to crowd out his old friends. More to the point, no guy wants his old friends to accuse him of being "whipped" by his new gal pal.

"What are you thinking?"
Such a simple question, and yet so fraught. Here's a peek into the average guy's thought processes: Does she want an honest answer? Does she want me to make something up? If I say the wrong thing, will she send me to clean the bathroom?

"My mum and dad really want to meet you."
No guy expects to be liked by his girlfriend's parents; mild disapproval would be a good outcome, and homicidal loathing is always a distinct possibility. And, of course, today's girlfriend's mum is tomorrow's mother-in-law.

"You were snoring, so I slept on the couch."
One of the great things about being alone, and then not being alone, is all the wonderful things you learn about your sleeping habits. Go easy on the revelations; if things work out, you and your beau will have plenty of time to accommodate each others' nocturnal quirks.

"Great news! My sister/friend/cousin is engaged/married/pregnant."
Competition, from a guy's point of view, is a powerful thing. It may or may not be what you intended, but when your boyfriend hears this, he visualises himself with a big red target painted on his back. (Or some other part of his anatomy.)

"Does this dress make my hips look big?"
I once knew a guy who ripped his own head off rather than answer this question. Believe me, he's much better off.

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Laura
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Confidence - Wear it like make up.

11. Do you love me?



tim

12: I'm late, and I'm never late. And I'm not feeling well at all this morning.

24 hours in and girl says and "I think I love you, do you think we can make this work?"

or How about?

"I could see us being together, forever " again after 24hrs
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

One thing you can say is: Let me show you my whip. That will probably erase all of the questions. Feckin' things. Don't get me wrong Scottie, but it's not like men don't say stupid things all the time.
I think everyone should do as they please and stop wondering if they're gonna upset/scare the other person. Who gives ay feck anyways? LIfe's what's happenin while you're makin plans.
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I'm guilty....
Me: I'm fat (big sulk)
Him: No you;re not
Me: yes I am (big sulk)
Him: Ok yes you are a bit fat, but I think you are gorgeous.
Me: I am NOT FAT you bastard!!!

you missed THE most scary line


last orders at the bar please, last orders.


that gives me nightmares

Number 11: "Fine."