Are there any one liners that we should be aware of that are basically polite ways of saying "I don't like you" or are there any "reasons" for being shrugged off that actually are honest and keep getting mistaken for a quick way to get rid of the date?

can we just be friends , i tend to use that one completely honestly never for just shrugging someone off, if i say it i do stay friends although i'm the worst person to keep in contact lolz i do try though

"You're crap in bed" is a good one. It's polite and straight to the point. It also explains the problem without giving you any advice on how to improve, hence making conversation afterwards fairly limited.

Oh... you weren't looking for dumping lines?

Ahh. Erm. Be wary of "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now". This means you probably have a small penis

The worst one I had was "we can never be as I am a ghost which means I cannot be touched"

Then I saw her in a nightclub the next week with her hand down an man's trousers!!!

Turns out she wasn't lying and the man was in fact William Shakespeare (in modern clothing). So you never can tell.

I like the "I'm just looking for fun right now"...it's like, "Well get your bloody kit off then"...followed swiftly by a loud slap

i'm seeing someone else lol

i did once dump a guy cos he was so not horny enough for me... and i told him the truth. he couldn't keep up and i was not satisfied. haven't seen him since lmao. oh well.

I remember Homer Simpsons ones: "I'm not gay, but I'm willing to learn"
Or "Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you"

Very cruel.

Hmm, never had any such lines used on me, I only ever got

"I was only with you for a dare/joke"


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There's the classic racists who lust after the women responses; "I like black meat but I wouldn't take it home." Granted, he spent quite a bit of time mopping his face with a few napkins as my hand twitched and accidentally poured me entire pint over his front...damn those muscle spasms.

Seriously, if I'm not interested, I either don't reply because I've got about 15 emails at any given time and if I replied to all of them I'd be on for several hours - unless it's someone who is just plain rude, then I will certainly say "Sod off." If I meet someone and I'm not interested, I'll say so, but I like sounding things out a bit in advance so I don't build anyone's hopes up.

The worst i got, was not so much a dump, but a rejection line

'Thats a bad idea'

ouch.