Brains

Joined: 06 Jul 2005
Total posts: 25
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Location: United Kingdom, England, Derbyshire
Website: http://www.flirtbox.co.uk/dating/brains.html
Occupation: Arch Villain
Interests: I am an untrustworthy cad of the highest order, and my hobbies include boiling bunnies, never 'phoning my mother, and sneaking out at night to plant weeds in neighbours' gardens. However, with meddling kids forever thwarting my evil plans, it's not easy plotting to take over the world. Perhaps the love of a good woman will help me mend my ways and turn over a new leaf - but let's hope it doesn't come to that, shall we? I therefore seek a female accomplice to aid me in my rotten endeavours and to blame whenever my plans go awry, which they invariably do. You need not be a leggy supermodel, or have big things in front of you. However, a firm bottom and a lack of facial hair would be advantageous. In return I promise not to beat you (much), and offer all the cream crackers you can eat. If that sounds interesting, drop me a line and I'll get back to you when I return from the canal with this sack full of kittens. What's that you say? Oh, boo to you too with brass knobs on...