lavvy

Joined: 31 Jul 2011
Total posts: 2
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Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
Website: http://www.flirtbox.co.uk/lavvy
Occupation: Work avoidance
Interests: How to sound cool and interesting in 1000 words or less. Rule No 1. Never tell the truth. For instance if I let on that I'm a total idiot with a pathological inability to take life seriously then that leaves at least half of you cold. Rule No 2. If you are going to invent yourself, make it believable. So if I told you that I'm really Brad Pitt's younger, better looking brother I'd better not post that picture of me looking like a total idiot. This would lose me another 25% of readers. Rule No 3. Try to be interesting. People don't want to read about 44 year old washed up law types (christ - I'm boring myself!). And never mention the sports, the writing or ridiculous past history. This loses me a further 24% readership. Which leaves only you. Welcome to my homepage. I expect you have the whole thing to yourself by now. Leave a message or an insult and I'll get back to you! (If you still think this is daft, no worries - there are plenty of sensible people out there!)