Have you played a joke on someone or someone played a joke on you?
I will start the ball rolling.

When I was at school, along time ago, we were doing cross county in the snow. My mate was way in front, when he stopped and started covering something up in snow. When I reached him and asked what he was doing, he said he has caught a frog and covered it in snow, so i scooped it up and sifted the snow through my fingers only to find a lump of dog poo.

Wow- I would have been really pissed off.

Dr-How do you feel?

Dog-woof...I mean, ruff.

Thats a shitty thing to do
My father tried to stop me smoking ...he put bangers in my fags so that as I lit up they exploded ...not very cool at a love Pistols gig !

When i was about 10 my and my sis's. bunk bed was moved into my mum's room due to our room being decorated. We had great fun jumping from the top bunk onto mum's bed. Inevitably we broke it.
But instead of owning up we simply put the two broken legs back in place which made the bed look perfectly normal. At about 11 that night mum tried to get into bed quietly so as knot to wake us. Soon as she sat on it , Bang, collapse.
We said we knew nothing about it. Still got a clout though.

At school, we were shown by the chemistry teacher how Sodium reacts with water. When the teacher went outside to get some text books from the storeroom, one of the lads (not me by the way), decided to give it a go himself and stole a massive cork sized lump of sodium, about 2 or 3 ounces in weight. He put a large tumbler of water in the small gas chamber the classroom had for toxic experiments. He had wrapped the sodium in a little plastic bag to stop him making direct contact with it but dropped it in with the bag as well. Nothing happened but when the teacher came back in, it was forgotten.

Later that afternoon, we found out that it had eventually reacted, probably when the water finally seeped into the plastic bag. It had exploded and white hot sodium metal had burned holes in the aluminium wall of the chamber, rendering it useless. Total cost of 2 thousand pounds repair. Lucky for the culprit, they didn't have any proof.

Toight some little bastard nicked my motorbike from outside my mums house. Police ring later to say its been recovered. Turns out he crashed it. Bike is fine, he broke his leg and will wake up in hospital to be arrested.
Karma is a bitch!

Made me laugh anywal lol
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Healthy, who cares?..... Pork away!

Acouple of years ago our local addict and dealer tried to play Evel Kneineval on a Suzi 250! He road it over my car, landed on the road, lost control and ended up scraping along 70 yards of stone and brick wall leaving chunks of his leg behind His GF and his mother got him into their house and an ambulance arrived carting him off leaving his GF in the road wailing "don't let him die" lol he would have been deadif i got him!! 4 hours later robo plod arrived miss and mrs junkie refused to answer questions A neighbour tried to move the bike but at least plod stopped him ha F***ing ha!!! they spent 4 months trying to arrest him for this! despite having him for 3 other offences in between! Result he wasfined £80! My car worth 5 grand was a right off! Insurance companies won't pay out for criminal damage only vandalism! You get nothing fromthe Criminal board for loses due to the fact that he was fined! Itookhim to court and got £500!!! he was a poor deprived junkie from a deprived background!!!

I waited 18 months to get him back!! i found the two of them high as kites! All i'm going to say is i ripped his head off!! 3 days later they walked past me and didn't have a clue!!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

Thats really shit about your car mate, dont think i'll rip his head off, i'll just find a chav on crutches, ride up to him and laugh my ass off lol.

Acording to the copper, he hit a car side on, car and bike are fine, seems his leg acted like a buffer! The car driver will get a few grand on no win no fee, i get my bike back and claim compo to fix any damage, mr chavvy wavvy has a snapped leg bone lol.

Finally seems like karma has struck one out for the decent people of the world lol.
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Healthy, who cares?..... Pork away!

i just not that mean i just like to play little pranks on people like when me and a few work colleagues had our dinner in the park one of the lads fell asleep so we robbed his shoes went back to work and left him there he came stumbling back into work over an hour later asking for his shoes we just said he had them when we left and he was saying 'i knew them lads in the park where looking at me they must have took them he wasnt ammused we did give them back eventualy at the end of the day

A GOOD JOKE::: Once A man was walking on the street wtih his 7 yrs old son...suddenly they show a dog having a love , the Boy ask his father

Boy:- Dad , What are they doing?
Father thought for sometime and replied:- Nothing son the Big doggy giving a lession to a small doggy for how to walk..

Boy:- oh but if he is giving lession then there is no need to marry in it.........isnt it??
lol

You´ll love this one...short and greeat:

A teacher to a student: John, give me a sentence that begins with an "I".
John.: I is the....
Teach.: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
John: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

lol lol lol

I think you got played. Any tales of retribution?

Bit late but this is in the wrong section, try the Jokes.

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