I've decided to form a forum gang, who will go around here bullying the weak, extorting money, etc, and generally putting ourselves about a bit. The gang is going to be called the Hard Nuts and obviously I will be the leader, and all members must address me as "Commander."

So I'm looking for new recruits. Please state why you would like to be a member of the Hard Nuts, and what special skills you have that would make you a valued member?

i'll only be in it if i can be a pimp and i'll need at least a dozen bitches

I'll be the giver of Glasgow Kisses to ''Knobheads''

dont you trust me ... I know I look like an angel

*walks up to Moose*

*kicks him in the nuts*

*steals his drink and walks off*

*steps in and give Moose a glagow kiss just to show hm not to piss Cheeky off*

Us women hunt in packs.

I wanna be in charge of interrogation.......plz plz plz

I'm going to take you all down.

I'm the sheriff!
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I've got my eye on you lot
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