when you yawn and are instantly sober

when you cannot find the door with the light on HIC....

when you enter the back seat of your car and call the police reporting your steering wheel has been stolen

When you accidently send a sexually suggestive text message to your parents mobile.

in everthinkg in us is something bad

when you can't make it to the top bunk no matter how hard you try.

....when you wake up on a norwegian fishing trawler as member of the crew
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You climb in through your bedroom window which is on the ground floor on a busy main road in a really short skirt believing you've lost you keys, only to wake up with them in your hand and realising that thats where they were all along...

*when I know the names of everyone, wherever I happen to be.
*have become the centre of attention.
*go searching for things that are in my hands.
*tell complete strangers what I like about them.
*jump to the front of the queue at McD all nighter for my ice cream.
*when I've got 'come to bed eyes' for anybody (doesn't mean I do though)

When you wake up in the morning and find a half eaten fish finger sandwich on the floor with a footprint in it, and no memory of it whatsoever. True story.

when you get sick?

When you get home after being out & spend all night in the loo with your head down the toilet