You can no longer pronounce your surname.

when you forget to put JD in your JD and coke lol

When you spend more time in the loo than at the bar

gonna have to agree with lv on this one

When you wake up and your underpants are on back to front

when you wake up wearing a thong and the woman next to you has your pants on her head !



.....or is that just me ?

When the Hairy gorilla in your cell says your his bitch

Beer goggles are the worst I am afraid.
When you are sober it is too late then.
I have found that out to my cost.

When you fall out the car before you even get to the pub (true story) ouch!!

When you are trying to walk home and no matter how hard you try you end up hover crafting all over the street.

eating a fahl with chop sticks sounds like a great plan !
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When you love everyone (and feel the need to tell them)......even the people you feckn cant stand

when you try to get off the train and open the door on the wrong side - luckily more sober friends stop you from falling to your probable death.

I don't miss slam door trains at all.