If at first you dont succeed...

Give up skydiving.

too many cooks in the kitchen spoil the broth

i disagree with so many cooks im sure the broth would taste just fine

Dont put off till tomorrow what you can do today...

If i could do it today i would stop telling me what to do!
(issues sorry)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush???

All for having my hands on birds.

he who goes to bed with itchy anus wakes up with smelly finger

Everything comes to he who waits.........









I'm waiting..............

cats have nine lives



i sodding wish...

The one that makes me want to clout the person saying it, "It could be worse".
Yeah, thanks for that, makes me feel ohhhhh so much better........not!!!

Ooops, thats not really what the OP meant, hhhhmmmm well another one that annoys me because it's usually said so inappropriately is, "The devil finds work for idle hands."
My mother is particularly fond of telling me that on the phone if I've admitted to having a nice lazy day for a change.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Mainly because no one actually knows what the tosh that means....