The one that needs to go to school for another couple of years, the very one that doesn't know who Bill Clinton is

Oh god.

I nearly had a go at her about her chavvy internet slang.....

She is absolutely appalling, abbreviations and spelling mistakes I have np with, but she is way over the top

Best not to ask her about after shave I think?

Hey char come here and smell this, what is it, it's after shave you fool.

Smells nice what is it, its the essence of nis, hmmm smells really really nice, what is the essence of nis, penis you silly girl.

I used to love Lynx Tempest on a man but they discontinued it. I love Armani City Glam...gorgeous!

Issy Miyake & Dolce and Gabana..

I love Polo... by Ralph Lauren, it may be slightly old fashioned, but it works for me, lol

Arghhh old fashioned!!! Note for next holiday CHANGE AFTERSHAVE! one of the girls at work wears Issy Miyake and i must admit to finding it pleasant! bigger note on forehead check the man like smellies in ASDA!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

Paul Smith!

Gets me going every single time!

Pol x

PS this thread has reminded me of the 'come to me' joke!

I use Issy Miyake.... rarely buy anything else because I like it so much.

Morillo i do believe cuprinol have brought out a new range of creosote that you may find appealing!

Pol thats my youngest son your talking abou

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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

wow cuprinol...not only does it smell good it also gives you a tan and keeps wood worm at bay out of my wood...