thought i would start a new trend about what made you laugh today

my aunties dog robbed 3, 10 euro notes out of her wallet and ate them.

ahh but she'll be quids in when it shits out a 50 note

Stumbling on a guy's profile who happened to be bald and had written: 'individual hairstyle'

My friend had to toe her car to a garage and was putting it in gear as she was bein toed lol

Watching a pensioner 'happy slapping' two young teenage skanks as he queued to get off a bus...

All of the above and....

If you hit me at 40mph there is a good chance I will die...
If you hit me at 30mph there is a good chance I will live...
If you see Justin Beiber...
Hit him at 60mph - Just to be sure. :p

Also... My friend called me a retard, I nearly choked on my window.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



One of my good friends also singing ICE ICE BABY to a policewoman on the street at like 2am, pretty much cracked me up too

My friend was visiting from Holland, and told me an amusing story, of an old fashioned male friend she has in the Netherlands.

He took on a girlfriend quite a bit younger than himself, who owned a wee Scottie dog. He'd not been with her more than a couple of days, and he phoned my friend, who knows about animals, to report on progress, and express concerns. He said that the girl doted on this wee dog, but it really didn't look too healthy, even to his inexpert eyes.

Sure enough, he phones my friend 2 days on, the dug's died, girly is inconsolable. He's like 'I didn't sign up for this! I've only known her a week!'

So my friend says, 'Take her to the toy dog sanctuary right now - don't delay.' And he's like, 'No, surely it's too soon?' But friend persuaded him that all those wee abandoned dugs going 'Pick me, pick me!' would distract her from her grief.

Male fones friend to report success; sure enough, girl's heart was melted and her grief buried in a new yappy pup. So my friend says, 'See, told you a new one would take her attention off the loss.' He goes, 'Yeah, it worked. But uh ... now her Grandfather's not looking too healthy ...'

(There are 'adopt a Grandfather' schemes in the Netherlands. My friend could see her male friend carting girly to yet another pound, with all these Grandpapa's jumping around, going 'Pick me, pick me!')


KC x

Thank you KC, I loved it and it really made me laugh! Can I share with some of my colleages?