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01.07.2007, 13:39 quote

Anonymous

As per title. Can be from the forum or a profile. I think to save too much embarrassment, if you post something here from someone's profile, maybe best not to mention their name.


Here's one I found yesterday:

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I am not just after a shag for the obvious reason that I would only get one shag very rarely if I was. But if I get a relationship then I will get regular sex several times a week.

 

01.07.2007, 14:20 quote

GlasvegasGuy
GlasvegasGuy Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 100 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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Every alternate post by the author of your quote, self-awareness is not his forte, poor chap.

He had some insightful knowledge to share on the Bisexual girlfriends thread in the sex forum too, most amusing.

 

01.07.2007, 14:43 quote

justb
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still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
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01.07.2007, 14:45 quote

Anonymous

justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol


I missed that one Smile

 

01.07.2007, 19:19 quote

Anonymous

justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then

 

01.07.2007, 20:36 quote

justb
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twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


nah its all hearts and flowers over here now. price of AK47s have fallen through the floor and punishment beatings are on "3 for 2".
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01.07.2007, 20:38 quote

Anonymous

So many funny things I've read, intentionally funny or not, I just can't pick one.

 

01.07.2007, 20:56 quote

Johna66
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this thread for one albeit very short made me chuckle Wink

 

01.07.2007, 22:28 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.

 

01.07.2007, 22:30 quote

Johna66
Johna66 Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 283 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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Bams wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.


remind me bams not to come anywhere near ya lol

 

02.07.2007, 12:16 quote

justb
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Bams wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.


I'm sure a bulk discount could be arranged. Very Happy
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02.07.2007, 12:21 quote

Anonymous

Bams wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.
can i be your secret assasin then, you can give me your list and sort it out

 

02.07.2007, 12:38 quote

justb
Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 696 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Down
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twistedvoilet wrote:
Bams wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.
can i be your secret assasin then, you can give me your list and sort it out


I'll undercut her by 10% and throw in some free hair care products.
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02.07.2007, 13:20 quote

Anonymous

justb wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
Bams wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.
can i be your secret assasin then, you can give me your list and sort it out


I'll undercut her by 10% and through in some free hair care products.
damn you.. and your freebies... hmmmm what do i have to give... i have strawberry whips and bourbon biscuits

 

02.07.2007, 15:24 quote

justb
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twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
Bams wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
justb wrote:
still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol
so is your life not like kill bill then


Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.
can i be your secret assasin then, you can give me your list and sort it out


I'll undercut her by 10% and through in some free hair care products.
damn you.. and your freebies... hmmmm what do i have to give... i have strawberry whips and bourbon biscuits


thats so not fair! how can i compete against whips and biscuits.hmmmm....ok i'll do u a 1 week time share in Preston if we have an exclusive 3 year deal with at least 15 contract a year.

Ha i think that could be the clincher.
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