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Home >> Anything else >> What is the funniest thing you've read on FB
01.07.2007, 12:39 quote
As per title. Can be from the forum or a profile. I think to save too much embarrassment, if you post something here from someone's profile, maybe best not to mention their name.
Here's one I found yesterday:
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| I am not just after a shag for the obvious reason that I would only get one shag very rarely if I was. But if I get a relationship then I will get regular sex several times a week. |
01.07.2007, 13:20 quote
Every alternate post by the author of your quote, self-awareness is not his forte, poor chap.
He had some insightful knowledge to share on the Bisexual girlfriends thread in the sex forum too, most amusing.
01.07.2007, 13:43 quote
01.07.2007, 13:45 quote
| justb wrote: |
| still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol |
I missed that one
01.07.2007, 18:19 quote
| justb wrote: |
| still smile about the lady who likes "true life" movies like Kill Bill lol |
01.07.2007, 19:36 quote
| twistedvoilet wrote: | ||
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nah its all hearts and flowers over here now. price of AK47s have fallen through the floor and punishment beatings are on "3 for 2".

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01.07.2007, 19:38 quote
So many funny things I've read, intentionally funny or not, I just can't pick one.
01.07.2007, 21:28 quote
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Wish mine was. My death list needs purging.
01.07.2007, 21:30 quote
| Bams wrote: | ||||
Wish mine was. My death list needs purging. |
remind me bams not to come anywhere near ya lol
02.07.2007, 11:16 quote
| Bams wrote: | ||||
Wish mine was. My death list needs purging. |
I'm sure a bulk discount could be arranged.
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02.07.2007, 11:21 quote
| Bams wrote: | ||||
Wish mine was. My death list needs purging. |
02.07.2007, 11:38 quote
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I'll undercut her by 10% and throw in some free hair care products.
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02.07.2007, 12:20 quote
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I'll undercut her by 10% and through in some free hair care products. |
02.07.2007, 14:24 quote
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thats so not fair! how can i compete against whips and biscuits.hmmmm....ok i'll do u a 1 week time share in Preston if we have an exclusive 3 year deal with at least 15 contract a year.
Ha i think that could be the clincher.
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