Kewl

She's REALLY cute hehe
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Want me to put a good word in for you?? Lmao!

roflcakes shhhh

i wonder how many people have noticed my slyness hehehe
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BAD day so far today! I woke up with a sore throat and just had to clean dog p*ss off my mates carpet!
Hopefully it will end a good day because my sore throat is fading and I'm meeting up with my new 'friend' later.

OH MY GOD I AM DYINGGGGGGG but its all good. haha

went out with my best mate tara lastnight and met my mother and granny for a drink. my cousin who came home from england for a holiday with her bf three weeks ago decided she's not going back. she likes it here. so..... her bf got a job in my local boozer. the night before last they had a massive row cos she gave head to some guy in the takeaway loos. the guy promptly told her bf the day after and *cue massive row*. so lastnight i walked into the pub to see him behind the bar with a load of lovebites on his neck...... not from my cousin lmfao. they are now broken up. but still neither one will go home. they are only 17 and 18.

went up to the nightclub and had a LOT of drink. can't remember it really. i remember two guys practically carrying me down the town to the chippy. and i remember some guy trying to start a fight with one of them. i think my drunken rambling scared him off. lol. when we got to the chippy that guy was in front of us in the cue. he started shit again. i laughed at him and told him to marry off before i killed him. he told me "yeah right i'm a ballycaner" (ballycane is the roughest estate around and i grew up there) i laughed even harder. "no you're not" said i. so i asked who he knew from there....... the answer almost made me wet myself laughing and i wasn't the only one....tara was doubled over laughing too. he named one of the "nerds" lmao.

so i ordered my food and was standing at the counter when the guy starts fighting with someone behind me in the cue. arms and legs were going everywhere..... do you think i budged from the counter? NOOOO i was waiting on my food dammit!!! and i would not be moved! lmfao. so today i have an impressive array of bruises along my back from stray legs/arms/whatever lol.

ahh alcohol.... love it!

I don't think you are fully sober yet!!! Lol

I don't think you are fully sober yet!!! Lol

perhaps not. i can't remember whether i brought my jacket home and i need more coke.... running too low on sugar lmfao