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14.02.2008, 10:37 quote

Anonymous

Blimey, Moose has been here 2 weeks and he's pulled already. I've been here nearly two years and not a sniff of a date. Confused Sad

 

14.02.2008, 11:12 quote

Anonymous

I got a nice 'happy Valentines' message from the best looking women on another site. She's mid 20's and we have met, and I've always made it plain to her [subtly] I think she's extremely sexy, but then so does every other man on the site. Especially over 40's

Most of her messages to me in the past either have a go at me about something or are fairly nice, and calls me a 'good friend'. So when I saw her message in my inbox I thought 'what's she having a go at me about now' lol
I'm jut wondering now if she has sent a similar message to all her 'good friends' on the site. lol Laughing

 

14.02.2008, 11:20 quote

Anonymous

princejeggae wrote:
Blimey, Moose has been here 2 weeks and he's pulled already. I've been here nearly two years and not a sniff of a date. Confused Sad



You are mistaken, I ain't pulled NUFFINK.

 

14.02.2008, 11:22 quote

Anonymous

princejeggae wrote:

I'm jut wondering now if she has sent a similar message to all her 'good friends' on the site. lol Laughing


Probably.

When they call you a "good friend" = the kiss of death to any hope of a relationship.

 

14.02.2008, 11:28 quote

Anonymous

Moose666 wrote:
princejeggae wrote:
Blimey, Moose has been here 2 weeks and he's pulled already. I've been here nearly two years and not a sniff of a date. Confused Sad



You are mistaken, I ain't pulled NUFFINK.


Okay sorry.....Maybe not but you still did better then me lol Wink

 

14.02.2008, 11:36 quote

Anonymous

Moose666 wrote:
princejeggae wrote:

I'm jut wondering now if she has sent a similar message to all her 'good friends' on the site. lol Laughing


Probably.

When they call you a "good friend" = the kiss of death to any hope of a relationship.


True, Its erring on wishful thinking at the moment. Although I think her views changed of me slightly after we met, not a date I should add. But I don't think she'll be chopping down any trees to see me again

 

14.02.2008, 16:46 quote

samenoname
samenoname Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 448 Location: United Kingdom, England, Devon
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So lets see.......

Somebody got dumped. Somebody is away from their loved one and has learned how to insert video's in here and what a bunch of dump that is on VD. Somebody sent flowers after getting dumped. Somebody wants to send dump to somebody in the mail. Somebody got sent dump and does not know who it is from but they recognize the smell of it as they walk up the stairs.Somebody else is asking what to get the guy who might end up dumping her but we don't know what happened since she has not checked in yet.

Me? I had a nice day not getting dumped, yet. I got no card with crap on it. Did not want to send somebody a card with crap on it. I certainly don't recognize the stench of dump in my place. And i am still waiting on an answer to see if i got dumped. But the thing is i did not have to spend 50 quid on anything and i did not have to chop down any trees that will eventually get recycled of course.

But somebody send me some chocolate please and it better not be crap either.

 

14.02.2008, 16:51 quote

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samenoname wrote:
So lets see.......

Somebody got dumped. Somebody is away from their loved one and has learned how to insert video's in here and what a bunch of dump that is on VD. Somebody sent flowers after getting dumped. Somebody wants to send dump to somebody in the mail. Somebody got sent dump and does not know who it is from but they recognize the smell of it as they walk up the stairs.Somebody else is asking what to get the guy who might end up dumping her but we don't know what happened since she has not checked in yet.

Me? I had a nice day not getting dumped, yet. I got no card with crap on it. Did not want to send somebody a card with crap on it. I certainly don't recognize the stench of dump in my place. And i am still waiting on an answer to see if i got dumped. But the thing is i did not have to spend 50 quid on anything and i did not have to chop down any trees that will eventually get recycled of course.

But somebody send me some chocolate please and it better not be crap either.


Nice one, like your style..........

 

14.02.2008, 17:06 quote

Anonymous

I got a card today in the post from my internet bride, it is now my pride and joy........
I hope everyone on here has had an 'eventful', or at least a very unshit day today....

 

14.02.2008, 18:05 quote

Anonymous

I did get one card, ....from my dogs trust sponsor Jasper

 

14.02.2008, 18:06 quote

Anonymous

megalone wrote:
I got a card today in the post from my internet bride, it is now my pride and joy........
I hope everyone on here has had an 'eventful', or at least a very unshit day today....



What Mega that Nigerian one who's a princess of her tribe and is going to inherit $20,000,000 from her murdered uncle..? Laughing

 

14.02.2008, 18:31 quote

Anonymous

No, the Nigerian is my internet bitch

This was from a my internet wife, can't say who it is, but she is lurvly....

(and yes, she IS real, and no, she doesn't have four legs)

 

14.02.2008, 20:51 quote

maggiex35
maggiex35 Joined: 07 Oct 2006 Posts: 154 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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Nothing too rubbish today, no cards, chocolates or flowers but no bills either. Major flirting session around lunchtime and got whistled at this afternoon so really can't complain...

Cool
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

 

14.02.2008, 23:33 quote

Anonymous

well thats another valentines day out of the road.thank god.its now been 12 years since last card Sad lol

 

15.02.2008, 00:44 quote

pasleptsiekare

Mulder83 wrote:
well thats another valentines day out of the road.thank god.its now been 12 years since last card Sad lol


Aww...

*folds a peice of paper in half*
*draws a flower on it*
*writes 'happy valentines day' on it*
*goes to send it but realises she can't because she doesn't have your address!*

It'd be late..but..it's the thought that counts, eh?! Laughing

 
 
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