<digs through the freezer> Let's see here...black, black, black, brown? no, not with your eyes. black, roan, black oh, here we are - white! Last one in your size!

<rushes back to the lab to start cloning a unicorn>

Well I reckon that it's a good thing that the members of the armed forces all wear the same clothing, it makes it easier to tell who is on which side.
And also it makes it easier to find a policeman when you need one.
And in schools it stops children from different backgrounds being picked on.

Oh hang on a min....that's uniforms....

Brilliant pic tinker lou (who isnt really a fairy)

Yeah, and your shadow doesn't need sewn back on and that croc didn't really swallow a clock. Silly grown-up.

Unicorns use their horn to stab people. I'm serious.

i've not had shrooms for about 15 years
but they do alter you perception......

(edit - blimey i must've been well mashed last night....I dont remember posting this hahahaha...)