^^^ LULZ


When I worked in a ophthalmic department of the NHS, I processed a concession form of an elderly lady named Rubina Twatt A moment to be cherished
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"The tighter you grasp Lord Vader, the more it will slip through your fingers."

I friend of mine swears she's met a Geoff Leppard AND a Brian Maiden. Sounds too good to be true.

'Master Bates' could be another one.

Wasn't there an Arthur Penis who changed his name to Art Penis? I'm sure I read it in an old Monty Python annual somewhere...

I knew a Mike Hunt once...

Richard "Dick" Swett (born May 1, 1957) is an American politician from the U.S. state of New Hampshire.

'Candyfluff' - this is an unfortunate name! When merely sending a polite message saying I'd noticed this member had viewed my profile, I got this candy-like fluffy response: "Oh get over yourself. If I didn't make contact after reading it the first time then blatantly I am not interested" - and then she blocked me! It's people like this who get you banned for simply being polite. Class act, and a clearly inaccurate nickname... Sourpuss would be more fortunate a nickname here I think, and accurate!!!!!

Theresa May.

"Me... paranoid? Never. Just cos 90% of profiles on here are most likely now fake does not mean I am paranoid!!!!!" said Justin Case.