Tonight i will have an early night

Tonight will be the first time i won't be hammered in 4 nights

Or maybe i'll have a wee glass after i've picked up my son from his party!!


And Chet - dont let the buggers get you down!! x

Happy fishing friend xxx

Tonight I'm waiting on Kev to phone and tell me hes arrived safely in Corwall, he left at 10am this morning and should probably get there around 7pm. Hes picking his daughter up in the morning and bringing her up to Glasgow for a holiday until Friday. First time meeting her for me and I cant believe how nervous I am .... Although I'm looking forward to having another female in the house, I'm always outnumbered

Its always hard Claudia but d'ya know what? SHE'LL LOVE YA!!!!!! I hope you have a lovely week all together.

tonight i had a BBQ chicken pizza for dinner but it tastes like someone has laced it with chilli powder cause my mouth is BURNING!!!!! I feel ice cream coming on.

thanks bexs .. my friends have said the same ... whats there not to like about you Claudia! but i'm still bricking it lol. Crack open the ben and jerrys Bex and enjoy x

Tonight i am on my way out to go to club in croydon, have a great night everyone

Tonight i wrote a poem

Tonight i am feeling much, much better.

A girlfriend came round and we had a good chat for a few hours and with her help i managed to put things into perspective again and realised a few things about myself which i 'mislaid' throughout this past year.

Tonight I....went to macDs with my eldest son.
The lad on the counter looked English and his command of the English language was flawless. However.....
Lad: Can I help you?
Me: I'd like a coffee please.
Lad: White or black?]
Me: with milk please
Lad: White or black?
Me: Umm, with MILK please
Lad (with a glazed look in his eye): White or black?
Me: Ok well WHITE please.
He goes away, comes back: Sorry we don't have any white coffee, will you have a black coffee if I give you some milk?
Me: OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
I hand him the money, he gives me the change, looks me right in the eye and says "Hello, can I help you?"

Aaarrrggghhhh I didnt know whether to laugh or cry.
I felt like I had stepped into Stepford and couldn't get out fast enough!!!!

When we got back to the car (having quickly changed our order to TakeAway) my son sadly said "Mum, why has he got a job when I can't find one? That's SO unfair!!!"....and for once, I had no answer.

Thought I was back home in cornwall there for a mo.....just kidding, he wouldn't have said "can I help you?" - he would have said "Yeah?"

It must have been a while since you have been in Cornwall, in the Penzance McDonald's the girl with the moustache just grunts at you, and if you listen carefully you can hear her clearing her throat when she is putting 'milk' in your coffee..........