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24.10.2007, 21:07 quote

Anonymous

Tonight i will have an early night

 

26.10.2007, 20:30 quote

Anonymous

Tonight will be the first time i won't be hammered in 4 nights

Or maybe i'll have a wee glass after i've picked up my son from his party!!


And Chet - dont let the buggers get you down!! x

 

26.10.2007, 20:38 quote

Anonymous

stoozola wrote:
tonight i'm flavouring maggots


stoo thats just feckn minging .................


tonight i'm just waiting for my chinese to be delivered, not had anything since my toast this morning , I AM STARVING .. and yes i'm shouting lol

 

26.10.2007, 20:49 quote

Anonymous

Happy fishing friend xxx

 

27.10.2007, 16:42 quote

Anonymous

Tonight I'm waiting on Kev to phone and tell me hes arrived safely in Corwall, he left at 10am this morning and should probably get there around 7pm. Hes picking his daughter up in the morning and bringing her up to Glasgow for a holiday until Friday. First time meeting her for me and I cant believe how nervous I am Confused .... Although I'm looking forward to having another female in the house, I'm always outnumbered Smile

 

27.10.2007, 17:52 quote

Anonymous

Its always hard Claudia but d'ya know what? SHE'LL LOVE YA!!!!!! I hope you have a lovely week all together.

tonight i had a BBQ chicken pizza for dinner but it tastes like someone has laced it with chilli powder cause my mouth is BURNING!!!!! I feel ice cream coming on.

 

27.10.2007, 17:56 quote

Anonymous

thanks bexs .. my friends have said the same ... whats there not to like about you Claudia! but i'm still bricking it lol. Crack open the ben and jerrys Bex and enjoy x

 

27.10.2007, 20:06 quote

Anonymous

Tonight i am on my way out to go to club in croydon, have a great night everyone Very Happy Smile Razz Laughing

 

27.10.2007, 21:24 quote

Anonymous

Tonight i wrote a poem Laughing

 

28.10.2007, 23:31 quote

Anonymous

Tonight i am feeling much, much better.

A girlfriend came round and we had a good chat for a few hours and with her help i managed to put things into perspective again and realised a few things about myself which i 'mislaid' throughout this past year.

 

30.10.2007, 22:32 quote

Anonymous

Tonight I....went to macDs with my eldest son.
The lad on the counter looked English and his command of the English language was flawless. However.....
Lad: Can I help you?
Me: I'd like a coffee please.
Lad: White or black?]
Me: with milk please
Lad: White or black?
Me: Umm, with MILK please
Lad (with a glazed look in his eye): White or black?
Me: Ok well WHITE please.
He goes away, comes back: Sorry we don't have any white coffee, will you have a black coffee if I give you some milk?
Me: OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
I hand him the money, he gives me the change, looks me right in the eye and says "Hello, can I help you?"

Aaarrrggghhhh I didnt know whether to laugh or cry.
I felt like I had stepped into Stepford and couldn't get out fast enough!!!!

 

30.10.2007, 22:48 quote

Anonymous

When we got back to the car (having quickly changed our order to TakeAway) my son sadly said "Mum, why has he got a job when I can't find one? That's SO unfair!!!"....and for once, I had no answer. Crying or Very sad

 

30.10.2007, 23:00 quote

Anonymous

RocketGirl wrote:
Tonight I....went to macDs with my eldest son.
The lad on the counter looked English and his command of the English language was flawless. However.....
Lad: Can I help you?
Me: I'd like a coffee please.
Lad: White or black?]
Me: with milk please
Lad: White or black?
Me: Umm, with MILK please
Lad (with a glazed look in his eye): White or black?
Me: Ok well WHITE please.
He goes away, comes back: Sorry we don't have any white coffee, will you have a black coffee if I give you some milk?
Me: OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
I hand him the money, he gives me the change, looks me right in the eye and says "Hello, can I help you?"

Aaarrrggghhhh I didnt know whether to laugh or cry.
I felt like I had stepped into Stepford and couldn't get out fast enough!!!!


What confused the poor chap was the fact that you asked for milk, what on earth makes you think that they put MILK in your coffee at McDonalds, have you not heard...........

 

30.10.2007, 23:10 quote

Anonymous

Thought I was back home in cornwall there for a mo.....just kidding, he wouldn't have said "can I help you?" - he would have said "Yeah?"

 

30.10.2007, 23:16 quote

Anonymous

It must have been a while since you have been in Cornwall, in the Penzance McDonald's the girl with the moustache just grunts at you, and if you listen carefully you can hear her clearing her throat when she is putting 'milk' in your coffee..........

 
 
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