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15.10.2008, 17:47 quote

ed85

Today I actually got on with some uni work - its still not finished but its closer! I also booked my car in to be repaired, mowed my last customer's lawn and had a shower.

A success methinks!


I also witnessed a car chase - they got away.
Silly boys in blue Rolling Eyes

 

15.10.2008, 17:50 quote

mirrorpool
mirrorpool Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 1437 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk
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16.10.2008, 07:55 quote

darkhorse57

My Dearest Flirtbox

It is with great relief that Today I found out that The Three Legged One has only strained her remaining back leg, and just needs a bit of rest. I suppose it’s not surprising that she strained her back leg, she walks miles every day, and for the past year she has managed to do everything she used to do when she had 4 legs (including somehow getting on my desk to look out of the window)

Oh, my darling Flirtbox, what a night I had! I was disturbed from my slumbers at around 3h30 by the insistent beeping of my alarm. After wiping the sleep from my weary eyes I remembered that I don’t have an alarm, and after much investigating I discovered that my electricity meter was the culprit of the afore-mentioned disturbance.

My nightly repose was further disturbed by vibrating from my mobile phone, which I keep under my pillow for some reason. Admittedly, the interruption was at a decent hour (twas around 7h30) but seemed somewhat earlier, due to afore-mentioned disturbance by the infernal electricity meter.

Sadly, o love of mine, you winsome and lustful wench, my email inbox is overwhelmed with missives of love and devotion, and requests to perform mundane toils of labour, and so I leave you for the morn with a chaste kiss upon the cheek and a promise of a hasty return, that I might lay my weary head upon your ample breast and take solace there.

I remain
Yours most amorously
Darkhorse Esq

 

16.10.2008, 08:47 quote

ravencolouredsky
ravencolouredsky Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 1341 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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today i am answering phones in the reception of the place i volunteer at and i suck....


badly....

 

16.10.2008, 11:47 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4690 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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Today I am glad that the three-legged one is in the process of mending.

Today I am also *thinking* about getting some work done and might even try a bit later on.

 

16.10.2008, 11:50 quote

darkhorse57

Today I went grocery shopping. I bought coffee, Maltesers, Golden Virginia and a quiche. Hopefully that'll keep me going till Sunday

 

16.10.2008, 11:54 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4690 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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Today I am annoyed because I wanted to mock Dom, but it looks like he has deleted his doozy.

 

16.10.2008, 12:02 quote

oakman
oakman Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1018 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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choochi0 wrote:
Today I am annoyed because I wanted to mock Dom, but it looks like he has deleted his doozy.


Hahahahahaha, you have to be pretty quick to out-smart me Vanda!

I Am The Resurrection - Stones Roses

......oh, wait a minute.

 

16.10.2008, 12:03 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4690 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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oakman wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
Today I am annoyed because I wanted to mock Dom, but it looks like he has deleted his doozy.


Hahahahahaha, you have to be pretty quick to out-smart me Vanda!

I Am The Resurrection - Stones Roses

......oh, wait a minute.


You silly sausage!

 

16.10.2008, 15:40 quote

oakman
oakman Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1018 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Today, I think the first line of DH's play:

Oi’ll crush yo, moi lover!

rates as one of the greatest opening lines in literature. Forget all that 'Call me Ahab' rubbish.

 

16.10.2008, 22:34 quote

darkhorse57

oakman wrote:
Today, I think the first line of DH's play:

Oi’ll crush yo, moi lover!

rates as one of the greatest opening lines in literature. Forget all that 'Call me Ahab' rubbish.


Thank you, thank you!

This is totally unexpected, so Today I haven’t prepared a speech; but I would like to thank Oakman for setting the scene in the Crush thread for my opening line masterpiece. I would also like to thank Choochi0 for her splendiferous inspiration in the Sexy Pics thread. Finally, and by no means least, I would like to thank my evening visitor for helping me warm up the bed in my somewhat frugal apartments – sadly, being a struggling playwright goes hand-in-hand with cold embers in the hearth and having to sup on cold gruel.

 

16.10.2008, 22:36 quote

bexbex
bexbex Joined: 13 Sep 2008 Posts: 1376 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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I'm so glad Pebbles is ok Smile

 

16.10.2008, 22:40 quote

darkhorse57

bexbex wrote:
I'm so glad Pebbles is ok Smile


Aye, she just needs to lose a bit of weight; I shall have to be a bit stricter with the snacks and take her on longer walks again.

 

16.10.2008, 22:43 quote

bexbex
bexbex Joined: 13 Sep 2008 Posts: 1376 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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darkhorse57 wrote:
bexbex wrote:
I'm so glad Pebbles is ok Smile


Aye, she just needs to lose a bit of weight; I shall have to be a bit stricter with the snacks and take her on longer walks again.


No more Minstrels for Pebbles

 

17.10.2008, 06:44 quote

oakman
oakman Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1018 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Today I woke up at 3.12am and couldn't get back to sleep.

 
 
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