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05.07.2008, 11:29 quote
Today I took my white legs for a walk in short shorts. I know that is dangerous with all the women around but it's just too damn hot.
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05.07.2008, 13:14 quote
Today I was just about to go shopping as it's brightened up when I noticed that Bahrami and Leconte were playing in the old guys doubles. As it was available on the bbcs website I'm now watching that. 
Bahrami is great.
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05.07.2008, 13:22 quote
| darkhorse57 wrote: |
| Today I had a hug in a mug.
I would rather have had a shag in a bag  |
Might I suggest a inflatable Mrs DH?
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05.07.2008, 13:46 quote
Today I wish Laura Robson good luck in the girls singles final at Wimbledon.
And wonder as to the uncomfortableness and restrictive nature of sex in a double sleeping bag.
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05.07.2008, 13:49 quote
| CMISO wrote: |
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And wonder as to the uncomfortableness and restrictive nature of sex in a double sleeping bag. |
Oh, trust me, it is great fun!
With miserable weather outside, crap on the TV, housework all done, girlfriend away, Today I thought it time to either start reading another book or visit a prostitute on Millbay Road. Since the prostitutes charge £10 and I only have £6.24 on me, I decided to read a book.
Lynne Truss - 'Talk To The Hand'. Apparently it's about The Utter Bloody Rudeness of Everyday Life (or six good reasons to stay home and bolt the door). I might learn some new ways to be rude to people
05.07.2008, 14:31 quote
| megalone wrote: |
Today I am wondering if the weather only sucks in Cornwall?  |
Well in Coventry, it is currently Sunny, but has rained on and off ......... dont really mind though as i aint moving from the house ........
05.07.2008, 14:34 quote
Well, down in 'sunny' Cornwall, it's windy, rainy, and no fun at all......... 
05.07.2008, 15:00 quote
Today I feel like lending DH the £3.76 he needs to deal with his Viagra fueled urges...
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05.07.2008, 15:01 quote
| Chet24 wrote: |
| Today I feel like lending DH the £3.76 he needs to deal with his Viagra fueled urges... |
Very Good ........
05.07.2008, 15:10 quote
| Chet24 wrote: |
| Today I feel like lending DH the £3.76 he needs to deal with his Viagra fueled urges... |
Today I spent £1.69 on a bag of Galaxy Minstrels, so Chet will need to lend me £5.45.
And, just for the record, I'm saving the Viagra for special occasions and using Kamagra for quick bursts (the residual effects of Viagra last longer than Kamagra). Of course, both are wasted on Droopy Drawers Diane and Bite Me Bite Me Brenda anyway.
05.07.2008, 15:37 quote
Today I say well done to our Wimbledon Champion, (Girls Singles) Laura Robson. Great game, thought it was slipping away from her in the second set, but she stormed back in the decider.
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05.07.2008, 15:54 quote
| darkhorse57 wrote: | ||
Today I spent £1.69 on a bag of Galaxy Minstrels, so Chet will need to lend me £5.45. And, just for the record, I'm saving the Viagra for special occasions and using Kamagra for quick bursts (the residual effects of Viagra last longer than Kamagra). Of course, both are wasted on Droopy Drawers Diane and Bite Me Bite Me Brenda anyway. |
Sorry DH I can only stretch to £5 (it will be a Scottish bank note)
Oh and today thanks to DH I much more informed about the use of performance boosting drugs for casual encounters...
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