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18.08.2007, 14:42 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: |
| your making me look bad stu, ...I’m supposed to be the biggest pervert around here lol |
Sorry, I think after the episode with the chicken I found in the fridge (organic, I hasten to add)........
18.08.2007, 17:38 quote
| darkhorse58 wrote: |
| I’ve painted all the new doors and wood panels and shelves, scrubbed & cleaned the kitchen and bathroom, hovered the rest of the house – I just can’t bear to see the place looking like this. |
Can I be your Ex too???????????? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MY HOUSE IS A TO-TAL MESS!!!!!!!!!
18.08.2007, 17:54 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: | ||
Can I be your Ex too???????????? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MY HOUSE IS A TO-TAL MESS!!!!!!!!! |
Hands off Bliss, he's my ex first!! (really need my garden doing!)
darkhorse xxx
Today I have cleaned my kitchen within an inch of it's life, seen my son off on holiday for a week, and flattened every bit of clothing in the house..
Now I want to go dancing.. but everyones busy?!
18.08.2007, 18:15 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: |
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Can I be your Ex too???????????? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MY HOUSE IS A TO-TAL MESS!!!!!!!!! |
Sorry, technically Curraghmore has first dibs, since she is sort of my 'ex'. In addition, you don't know what the criteria for being my ex is (or is it are?), so don't be too hasty!
| curraghmore wrote: |
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Hands off Bliss, he's my ex first!! (really need my garden doing!) darkhorse xxx |
That was silly, you should have asked me to do it when I was there last time
18.08.2007, 19:03 quote
Today I had a haircut to give it a bit of shape and style. It looks nice, so I am happy.
18.08.2007, 19:14 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: |
aw poo  |
Aw poo indeed. Shall I send you a checklist to see if you might possibly fit into the 'ex' category at some point? I should warn you that the checklist includes items of an adult nature
| CharmingDave wrote: |
| Today I had a haircut to give it a bit of shape and style. It looks nice, so I am happy. |
Cor, been ages since I could say I've had a haircut to give a bit of shape and style
Hair clippers once or twice a week, on the lowest setting, does me now.....bzzzzzz bzzzzzz
18.08.2007, 21:36 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: |
Send away! I never refuse a good read.  |
Well, it's a rather long document, so i have abridged it, and incuded the primary points here.
1. Must have been my common-law wife, live-in partner, sexual partner for at least one calendar week. Might consider someone who has masturbated at least 3 times whilst thinking about me. If I have masturbated more than 10 times thinking about someone, she is automatically my girlfriend and thus qualifies as an ex when any such infatuation ends.
2. She must have breasts (2 thereof, size irrelevant, but ideally very, very small. Nipples, when aroused, should be able to hold at least 12 CD’s each)
3. She must be able to cook (at least) scrambled eggs or a mushroom omelette without burning it.
4. She must have at least one pubic hair that she forgot to shave, wax, pluck or veet.
5. She must be slovenly in all aspects of housework.
6. She should ideally have a sexual appetite (of some description)
7. Afore-mentioned sexual appetite should be directed at me.
8. Sexual shenanigans should continue for at least 3 weeks (up to a maximum of 52 weeks) after the official split (unless one or other of the parties is otherwise attached).
2 of the points above are non-negotiable. No-one knows which 2 they are. Anyone who fulfils the above points is a candidate to be my girlfriend, and therefore eligible to be my ex, to whom afore-mentioned handyman and housekeeping services are rendered. Such services might also be extended to include an extension of the period mentioned in 8. above, at a mutually agreeable time and venue (not to exceed 3 times per week, otherwise this would mean the 2 parties are no longer ‘ex’, and any voluntary handyman and/or housekeeping duties would cease forthwith)
18.08.2007, 22:40 quote
Great, DarkHorse... Looks like I don't fit... Barely hit 3 or less points on the list... LoOkS LiKe I'll have to hire a cleanin ladee. Though several men offered to clean my place so far... Some women too... (they offered without actually enterin the apartment) They have no feckin idea what they're gettin into. Maybe I should call them after all, but I think it would totally change their opinion on me. 
19.08.2007, 09:46 quote
| annmarie5988 wrote: |
Today i am giving up drinking alcohol ...........  x |
Again???
Today I am working. I know its Sunday, but I spend too long on FB chasing elusive dreams, so I have to work strange hours.
19.08.2007, 09:58 quote
heavy night ann ? enjoy that good haircut feeling dave, one of lifes little joys.
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